The Next Star Trek Series (Post Dis) Will Be So Dark That...

[Matthew Raymond]

It's darker than Skarsgård Shark Shards!

 

[Jayson1]

The show will be so dark that it would even break Captain Rodau's spirit..

Jason

 

[Coyote Annabis]

So dark even Remans will be fumbling around looking for the light switch.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

It will be so dark that the screen will be completely black and there will be no sound at all.

 

[Matthew Raymond]

It will be so dark that the screen will be completely black and there will be no sound at all.

No, that's Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem with the sound muted.

 

[fireproof78]

No, that's Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem with the sound muted.

The less said about that film the better.

 

[Jayson1]

The next show will be so dark that it will break the internet due to how much complaining people have for it sending the world into a post-apocolpyic landscape only imagined in the darkest of future based movies.

Jason

 

[Matthew Raymond]

It'll be so dark that the anti-SJW Star Wars fanboys will change their minds and learn to love The Last Jedi.

 

[fireproof78]

Dr. Disneylove: or how I learned to stop hating and love Disney Star Wars

 

[Jayson1]

The new Trek will be so dark that all the other Trek's retroactively becomes hate speech just by association.

Jason

 

[Crazyewok]

It'll be so dark that the anti-SJW Star Wars fanboys will change their minds and learn to love The Last Jedi.

NEVER!

40mg oxycodene (legally presciped) and half a bottle of Champaign didn't make that pile of insepid shit watchable.

 

[Matthew Raymond]

NEVER!

40mg oxycodene (legally presciped) and half a bottle of Champaign didn't make that pile of insepid shit watchable.

We've finally found the unbelievable level of dark!

 

[fireproof78]

NEVER!

40mg oxycodene (legally presciped) and half a bottle of Champaign didn't make that pile of insepid shit watchable.

how did you remember?

 

[Lord Garth]

The next series will be so dark that Batman will be Captain.

 

[Matthew Raymond]

It'll be so dark that Ronald D. Moore will say "Wow! They actually went there!"

 

[F. King Daniel]

Spock will mind-rape a screaming treacherous cadet on the bridge while everyone just stands and watches, believing the ends justify the means.

Oh wait that was 1991.

 

[SPCTRE]

new phone, who Dis

ETA: I honestly like this thread, somehow reminds me of the Captain Robau meme thread

 

[Jayson1]

Next show will be so dark it will be used for modern style Russian Roulette fun. Put it in a pile of unmarked "Fuller House" episodes and you will have to pull out a dvd from the pile and the player won't know if their getting Trek or Fuller House. If you get Trek you get instant outrage death.

Jason