Yes, but the lens flares will all be black!
The Next Star Trek Series (Post Dis) Will Be So Dark That...
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^ Careful now, you'll have the lens flare police on you tell you to drop it 
It will be so dark that Deadpool will make a wisecrack about it being set in the DC Universe.
^ I understood that reference.
Hey, they won't be able to steer the ship and will need white canes as they walk through the corridors, but it'll look so keewl dude!
The next Trek show will be so dark it can only be accessed via the Dark Web.
The next Trek show will be so dark that it will be created to cause seizures with people, on purpose.
The next show will be so dark that it the Catholic church will do a exorcism on their tv each week during the latest episode.
Jason
The next Trek show will be so dark that it will be created to cause seizures with people, on purpose.
The next show will be so dark that it the Catholic church will do a exorcism on their tv each week during the latest episode.
Jason
It will be so dark that South Park Satan will run off screaming and hide in a high school gym locker with some stinking sneakers.
The next show will be so dark that when Trump and his cabinet turn it on the tv it the oval office it will feel like the ending scene in "Raiders of the Last Arc" in the room. Thankfully Bernie Sanders and Elizebeth Warren who they will have tied up because they tried to stop them figure out the key is to close your eyes if you want to live.
Jason
Jason
Let's keep tasteless political commentary out of this, please.
Was that the one where Indy tried to destroy every known copy of TATV, so that Demons/Terra Prime would be the de facto series finale?
So dark George RR Martin won't watch it.
So dark cops will shoot it.
So dark it will be banned in Europe.
So dark it will cause post traumatic stress disorder
So dark suicide levels will rise.
So dark a new age rating will be made.
So dark people will watch scindlers list and photos of dead kittens to cheer up.
So dark cops will shoot it.
So dark it will be banned in Europe.
So dark it will cause post traumatic stress disorder
So dark suicide levels will rise.
So dark a new age rating will be made.
So dark people will watch scindlers list and photos of dead kittens to cheer up.
Also tasteless.
I forget we live in a post humour society.
But then dark humour is like food not everyone gets It!
A famine joke......also tasteless
It's borderline offensive. Some might dispute the "borderline" part. I'm trying to prevent a report that might lead to formal action. So I'd suggest a) dropping this; b) everyone keeping it a little more tasteful / less offensive.I forget we live in a post humour society.
But then dark humour is like food not everyone gets It!
A famine joke......also tasteless
Nobody said anything of the sort.
Now both of you can either drop it, and take any further comments to PM, or I can take formal action.
The next Star Trek series will be so dark that humor will be officially declared dead and historians will note the day it first aired as "the beginning of our post-humor society".
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So dark when they Do time travel episode, nazi Germany will look like a utopia.
So dark Picard will have a addiction to cooked Keplin children.
So dark the borg will be the good guys.
So dark the first scene will be Wesley crusher getting caught by a Turkana IV rape gang.
So dark it will come with a health warning.
So dark it it will be 25 episodes of Klingon torture.
So dark Tuvok will be in a federation funny farm with his brain disease smashing kittens and puppys with rocks.
So dark every charactor is in a redshirt.
So dark people illegally immigrate to the mirror universe.
So dark Picard will have a addiction to cooked Keplin children.
So dark the borg will be the good guys.
So dark the first scene will be Wesley crusher getting caught by a Turkana IV rape gang.
So dark it will come with a health warning.
So dark it it will be 25 episodes of Klingon torture.
So dark Tuvok will be in a federation funny farm with his brain disease smashing kittens and puppys with rocks.
So dark every charactor is in a redshirt.
So dark people illegally immigrate to the mirror universe.
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