TVH Line-by-Line

[DeVario]

SCOTTY: Give me one more day, sir. Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that's hard.

 

[Jeyl]

McCoy: You'd think they could at least send a ship. It's bad enough to be court-martialed and spend the rest of our lives mining borite, but to have to go home in this Klingon flea trap.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: You'd think they could at least send a ship. It's bad enough to be court martialled and to spend the rest of our lives mining Borite, but to have to go home in this Klingon Flea-trap...

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: We could learn a thing or two from this flea trap, it's got a cloaking device that cost us a lot.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I just wish we could cloak the stench.

 

[Jeyl]

Spock: Computer, resume testing.

*This should be interesting. Good luck!

 

[Leandar]

Computer: Who said, "Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide?"

 

[DeVario]

SPOCK: T'Plana-Hath, majored in Vulcan phylosophy.

 

[Jeyl]

^ Matron*

Computer: What is the molecular formula of gulinium sulfite crystals?....Correct! White Queen to section five, grid six (CORRECT). Queen takes knight. Rook takes queen. White pawn to section five, grid seven. Pawn takes rook. Check mate. What significant (CORRECT) contribution to bioengineering was made in Lucarian Outpost on Klendth?

 

[Leandar]

Computer: White Queen to section 5, grid 6. Queen takes Knight. Rook takes Queen. White pawn to section 5, grid 7, pawn takes Rook. Checkmate. What significant contribution to bio-engineering was made on the Loonkerian outpost on Klendth?

 

[Captain Mike]

COMPUTER: What was Kiri-kin-tha's first law of metaphysics?

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Nothing unreal exists.

 

[Jeyl]

I knew this was going to get bumpy. After the last question posted, Spock replies: "The universal atmospheric element compensator."

Computer: Eveluate and conclude (CORRECT). A Starship's sensors indicate that it is being persued so closely that it occupies the same space as it's pursuer. Correct. Identify object and it's cultural sig(CORRECT)nificance.

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Klingon mummification glyph.

 

[Jeyl]

Computer: Correct. What were the principal historical events on the planet Earth in the year 1987? Correct. What was Kiri-kin-tha's first law of metaphysics?

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Nothing unreal exists.

 

[Jeyl]

Computer: Correct. Adjust the sine wave of this magnetic envelope, so that antineutrons can pass though it, but antigravitons cannot. Correct. What is the electronic configuration of Gadolinium? Correct.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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(Spock Ponders)
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How do you feel? How do you feel?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I do not understand the question.

 

[DeVario]

AMANDA: What is it, Spock?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I do not understand the question Mother.