DS9 Caption Contest #38: Good evening to you!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! As I said last time around, this contest is gonna be starting/ending on Saturdays from now on. Sorry to have to move that, my new schedule makes Friday's too busy to do that reliably.

Now....

First up to the plate, we have the "Important Announcements" Award, going to:

Intercom: "Today's bluelight special is on the Promenade Deck..."

Followed by the "Necessary Retreat" Award, going to:

O'Brien: "Yes. That's very interesting, Dax. Just keep telling me about Tobin's vacations. I'll be in this turbolift, running a diagnostic. Don't turn around if you hear the motor. It's just the diagnostic I'll be running."

Next up, we have the "Crucial Discoveries" Award, goes to:

Bashir: "Eureka! I just found out what my patient's disease is."

Odo: "Well, that's timely of you. He died three weeks ago."

Next, we have the "Evil Science Fiction Writers" Award, going to:

Sisko: "I'll say this for the man. That Benny Russell sure has the sort of imagination a guy can get behind."

Vedek Winn: "Mmmm, what was that, hun?"

Sisko: "I'll take it all back, the man's a sadist."

Next, the "Sucks to be you" Award goes to:

Kira: "Sorry, Chief, but it turns out that every single thing you've ever owned was actually a Changeling infiltrator."
O'Brien: "Bloody torture O'Brien episodes!"

Our PhotoShop award goes to:

Kira: "Chief, I don't care what you do in your spare time, but this your lunch break and... wait, I just felt something... is Julian down there??!!"

Odo: "The Bajoran Fund for Orphans needs as much as it can get, as soon as possible, doctor".

Bashir: "I know. I think I found Quark's donation. Give me a few more minutes".

Don't forget, to vote in the Photoshop Semifinals, voting closes tonight! (Saturday) Either late tonight or early tomorrow we will start the Photoshop finals! After the last round of voting in a few weeks, the Character contests will start here in the DS9 Contest!

Now, new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien's poetry was not well received.

Odo was very careful around iPhone chargers.

O'Brien lied when he said that the ladies would dig these costumes.

Quark: Seriously! No money down! Structured payments the whole way!

Sisko: I'm not buying a Used Car from you Quark.

Ezri took a wrong turn in New Jersey.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIR: Who said you could order appetizers????

ODO: Stayback, I'm not sure if it's done with its sonic attack.

SISKO: It's a jutebox you idiot, it was playing music!!!!!

OBRIEN: Then I say "What's in your wallet?"

SISKO: Your "Robau glare" is pretty weak. Lemme show you how its done.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Odo: "Captain... I'm not detecting your Twix bar in this vending machine."

Sisko: "Initiate a security lockdown. Somebody on this station has an extra Twix bar they didn't pay for."

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the photoshop pick, leadhead.

O'Brien: "See? I told you."
Bashir: "I... don't believe it."
Kira: "Sisko drinks that much Saurian brandy in one week?"

It was just outright, relentless, evil incarnate: spontaneously appearing slot machines.

Waitress: "Welcome to Medieval Times, gentlemen! Table for two?"

Sisko: "Can't I have at least one Ractagino without you looming behind my back, Quark?"

Ezri: "Data said there'll be days like these..."

O'Brien regretted recommending Sirius branded vending machines for the station.

Odo: "It's no use, commander. It won't dispense beverages of any kind, until you give it a full and sincere apology for what you said about it earlier."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Bashir: "It...it looks like Keiko...with blonde hair and enormous breasts."
O'Brien: "It's my first PhotoShop! What do you think?"
Kira: "I think you'd better delete it right now and pray to God Keiko never finds out about it!"

Quark: "I'm afraid we're all out of Rigel Valley All-Natural Custom-Brew Venturian Hazelnut Lagar. Schlitz, okay?"

 

[Ayelbourne]

Leeta: What do you mean, "Winter is coming"?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Bashir: "It...it looks like Keiko...with blonde hair and enormous breasts."
O'Brien: "It's my first PhotoShop! What do you think?"
Kira: "I think you'd better delete it right now and pray to God Keiko never finds out about it!"

KIRA: Wait a second. Are those nose ridges....and an ear ring!!!??

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

O'Brien: Casualty reports coming in from all over the station, Doctor.

Bashir: I've never seen carnage like this. What possibly could have caused it?

Kira: Must be these shoulder pads.

 

[NathanielM]

"Yea i know but i couldn't wait to show you the Captain's shower scene i recorded!"

Doctor: That's amazing!

odo: Be vhery vhery qwiet, we're hunting bad guys..." huhhuhuhuh

Little did o'brien know they were trying out for the new Conan the Barbarian Movie

What sisko really hears when quark speaks: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Oh no its tthe revenge of OJ Simpson!

 

[Supernuke]

Odo (whispering): Be extremely quiet captain, even loud noises could set off this device.
O'brien: HEY GUYS! What are you sneakin' arou--

BOOOM!!

 

[boco]

Odo: I knew I shouldn't have entered the great link with the shuttle, and Quark on it

Odo: Quark, I know you're in there! get out with your hands up, and the baseball ball intact

O'Brien: Look, Quark put Sisko's ball on Ebay!

Bashir: What??? This is 51247 Armani summer colection!!

 

[Supernuke]

Bashir: Behold! My Death Clock!

O'Brien: Sounds like fun! How long do I have left to live?

Bashir: (whistles)

Kira: Dibs on his CD Player!

Enjoy:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=156611&title=death-clock

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "No, Miles, your Spacebook picture doesn't look a thing like you."

At the Twentieth Century Earth museum, Odo was absolutely terrified of the boom box.

Leeta: "Doctor, my breasts are down here."

Bashir: "No, Miles, I can't help you with this week's caption contest."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Thanks for the runabout award .

O'Brien: "Quark's customized control panel is programmed to scan every approaching customer's wallet, sir. With the Federation's moneyless economy, there's no way we're getting past...unless Odo disables the alarm".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

O'Brien: "The annual Cardassian hair gel budget".

Bashir: "...My God".

 

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "Look at what I found in the archives. It's an old Bajoran high school transcript, not a very good one either--quite lousy in fact."
Bashir: "Kira... that name on the record, is the same as yours. What year were you graduated?"

 

[Gary7]

Miles: "It's amazing what a little pregnancy can do. Keiko's are even bigger!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Dax: Dax to Sisko!
Sisko: Yes! What is it?!
Dax: I think we need to pull back to a safe distance, sir!
Sisko: NO! We need to find out what happens to a dream deferred! Does it explode or NOT?

Odo: Stay back, Captain. This replicator has been programmed with...New Coke.

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "Odo, what the hell is it? A roving coffee machine?"
Odo: "Doubtful. Judging by the various appendages on it, I think it might be an old style Cardassian toilet bowl cleaning robot."
Dalek: "EXTERMINATE!"
O'Brien: "I hope it means germs, not us!"