DS9 Caption Contest #38: Good evening to you!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

O'Brien: "What's going on here, who are we hiding from?"
Sisko: "I dunno, I just got here. Who are we hiding from, Odo?"
Odo: "I don't know, but something has that thing spooked. Who are we hiding from?"
Dalek: "THE DOCTOR!"
Sisko: "Bashir? Why are we hiding from him?"
O'Brien: "Probably looking for someone to tell that preganglionic fibre story to again."
Odo: "Oh crap!"

 

[Isis]

Crewperson: "Orange you glad we're riding into the sunset?"

 

[Rush Limborg]

The legend that had developed around the station told that Ezri Dax had braved the great malestroms of the Badlands, filled with lightning and fire, for four days and four nights...until a great shockwave threw her vessel across the entire region, where she found the end of her quest--and all to the epic strands of Klingon opera.

Ezri had long since given up trying to convince people otherwise.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

O'Brien: Major, I assure you this is an entirely harmless Earth custom. I'm only asking you to pull my finger.

Bashir: Leeta, who is this Emh and why do you hate him so much?

 

[Gary7]

Leeta: "Uh, you guys are just a little bit overdressed. This is the summer medieval fair. The heat is really turned up in there."
Bashir: "My dear, you forget that this is Miles O'Brien, chief engineer of DS9."
O'Brien: "I've installed portable A/C packs in our belts. We are chillin'!"

 

[Mistral]

Siddig: "Are you sure?"

Meany: "It's right there..."

Visitor: "Damn, Al, he's right. 'Julian gets flushed out an airlock by Kira.' Which writer did you piss off this time?"

 

[MrBorg]

Odo: Dun-Dun, Dun-da, Dun-Dun, Dah-Dah,
Da-Da dun-, Da-Da Dun-, Dun-ah...
Sisko (To O'Brien): You just had to show him Mission Impossible. Why didn't you stick to the crime novels?

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "What is it, Odo?"
Odo: "You're not going to like this, commander. Someone has been playing Guitar Hero during duty hours."
O'Brien slowly inched away, hoping no one would notice him

EDIT: Graphic borrowed from KNH!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Sisko: "Odo, what the hell is it? A roving coffee machine?"
Odo: "Doubtful. Judging by the various appendages on it, I think it might be an old style Cardassian toilet bowl cleaning robot."
Dalek: "EXTERMINATE!"
O'Brien: "I hope it means germs, not us!"

Made.Of.Win.

 

[boco]

Odo: Stand back, I heard someone move..
Sisko: The profets told me about this, Odo, is just a beagle, Daniels sent it to me from the past...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Replicator: Would anyone like any TOAST?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Replicator: Would anyone like any TOAST?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

NONE of the crew could understand the latest Kenji Siratori novel.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Replicator: Would anyone like any TOAST?

Sisko: Is that a reference to something?

O'Brien: Got me, Commander....

 

[Nerys Myk]

Machine Gun Picard Tours the Caption Contests

PICARD: Die creepy machine scum!!!

His next stop.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest to come later today!

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up!

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