Contest: ENTER STV'ger Caption Contest #241: The One Where Voyager is Eaten by a Monster

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Seven: "Seven to Mr. Paris; please remove your Hot Wheels track from around the warp core."

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "Seven to Captain Janeway: I have found a way to harness Mr. Tuvok's flatulence for energy for the warp drive to get us home faster."

Janeway: "Excellent, Seven."

Harry: "I can fart if it'll help get us home any faster."

Janeway: "Fart and you're demoted."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Holy lord, this sucker is going to have to air out a minute. Last time I share a lift with Tuvok after leeola root chili night."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "...and as you can see by the detection parameters established in my special high-intensity scanning protocol, that--"

Janeway: "YYYYYAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN....."

 

[Orac]

Paris suffered mild brain damage after being trapped in a lift with Tuvok for an hour, Janeway still lets him drive.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tu-Dogg: "They're my spaceballs -- watch out."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tu-Dogg: "They're also my spaceballs -- watch out."






If the penisrock was still allowed, rest assured -- there'd also be a penisrock there...

 

[Orac]

Spot the difference.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Oh, oh! I know! I know!

The security guard on the left has his front zipper unzipped further down, exposing more purple shirt.

 

[Orac]

Tom recalls his fond memories of the the penisrock.
Before the dark times, before google.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tu-Dogg: Singing, "Swing down low, sweet chariots..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom, laughing as Harry attempts to explain there was "Shrinkage" while they in the sonic recovery chamber naked.

 

[Orac]

Next week on Star Trek Voyager: Tu-Dogg gets Pon Farr.

 

[Oddish]

SECURITY DUDE: "Sir, the main characters of this episode are Seven, Naomi, the eternally nameless Doctor, and that weird looking old Captain Ahab guy... so why are three of them completely absent, while your afro, your flatulence, and your inappropriately placed Spaceball helmets are taking center stage?"

TU-DOGGG: "Because logically speaking, I am just that awesome."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Sorry, I can't ear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

 

[Orac]

EMH: "Your child is having a tantrum Mister Tu-Dogg."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Looking at TrekBBS'ers...

Tommy...

How's the peepin'?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "I've never used a self-checkout before, you know..."
Chakotay: "You don't say..."

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Okay, which one of you pranksters tampered with the turbo lifts' air freshener?
Kim: Paris calls it Talaxian Spice Delight.

Janeway: Ah, you're right. It really is liberating to fart on the bridge.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Neelix: "Computer, play "Chariots of Fire"."
Seven: "Must you do this every morning?"