DS9 Caption Contest #37: Deep Space Fun
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The newly vacant quarters were quite a bit larger than most, and somebody wanted it real badly...
Miles: "Alright, we'll decide it with a thumb wrestle!"
Kira: "No, we'll do it with rock, paper, scissors!"
Miles: "Scissors? What the hell are those?"
Kira: "I have no idea... but they beat paper!"
Kira:"Look Miles, remember that Federation Day last year, when we had too much Saurian Brandy?"
Miles:"When we...."
Kira:"Yeah, when we..."
MIles:"You didn't tell Keiko, did you??!"
Kira:"Of course not, but Miles I did get this belly from eating at Quark's."
Miles:"Oh *Beep!*"
The newly vacant quarters were quite a bit larger than most, and somebody wanted it real badly...
Miles: "Alright, we'll decide it with a thumb wrestle!"
Kira: "No, we'll do it with rock, paper, scissors!"
Miles: "Scissors? What the hell are those?"
Kira: "I have no idea... but they beat paper!"
Miles: "Right, what's paper?"
Sisko: "I'll say this for the man. That Benny Russell sure has the sort of imagination a guy can get behind."
Vedek Winn: "Mmmm, what was that, hun?"
Sisko: "I'll take it all back, the man's a sadist."
Kira:"See that mark behind you, that's where we put the birdseed. Above it we'll hang the anvil..."
O'Brien: "I dunno, I don't see this ending well."
Worf: "what do you mean, is that a big phaser, or are you just pleased to see me?"
I can see my house!
Kira: "no no no no no! It's step, kick, step, turn ..."
Bashir: "Actually...I'm not very good at this. I usually just let the computer figure out what all the little cooties are."
Odo: People laugh at me today more than average. Is something wrong with me?
Julian: Yes, and it's not only the face. Have you noticed you still have one meter long rat tail from your previous transformation?
Odo: And...you needed the microscope to inform you of that?
Kira: "...just completely the wrong color carpet and what's with this window? How am I supposed to hang drapes on an oval window? I want all of this fixed before I move in. If it isn't, I'm not paying the security deposit-got me?"
Miles: "Yes ma'am."
Odo: People laugh at me today more than average. Is something wrong with me?
Julian: Yes, and it's not only the face. Have you noticed you still have one meter long rat tail from your previous transformation?
Odo: And...you needed the microscope to inform you of that?
Julian: No, I'm actually just staring at nothing because if I look at you I might lose it.
Sisko: "We'd better split up if we really want to meet any chicks."
O'Brien: "And so I said to her...and then she said to me...and then I said back to her...and she commented...and I agreed. Wasn't that a great story, Jadzia?"
Woman (OS): "Oh, you were telling the truth. Your sweater is genuine mugatu wool."
Kira: "This canned dance lesson stinks. We would have done much better at Arthur Murray."
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Sisko: "You know, in this light, you look a little like Chancellor K'mpec."
Worf: "I am not taking that as a complement!"
Sisko: "Wasn't meant as one."
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