TOM: How was I to know both sisters were into just me?
Tom: "By the way, what did you and the two brothers do all night long?"
Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #242½: The One With The Synthetic Parasites
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Tom: "By the way, what did you and the two brothers do all night long?"
Harry makes the happy discovery that the Captain Proton Freeze-O-Ray works outside the holodeck too, just as his date begins to discuss her stuffed animal collection.
"Voyager has a kiss cam?"
That moment when you're not sure if his hand slipped or if you caught him trying to push you down the hole...
That moment when you're not sure if he thinks your hand "slipped" or if he caught you trying to eliminate the tyranny of leola root forever.
Tom(my, how's the peein'?): "...and he warp-ten salamander lips were like this and it excited my salamander wang and it was then I knew we had to have some dirty dirty unspeakable action."
That moment when you're not sure if he thinks your hand "slipped" or if he caught you trying to eliminate the tyranny of leola root forever.
Tom(my, how's the peein'?): "...and he warp-ten salamander lips were like this and it excited my salamander wang and it was then I knew we had to have some dirty dirty unspeakable action."
When the rest of the quartet figures out who's singing off-key.
As a barbershopper, I can tell you... if you're the lead, bass, or tenor... blame the baritone. If you're the baritone, blame the lead.
Tuvok and Chacotay search for someone -- anyone -- willing to kiss Tom when he's not a warp-ten salamander.
Paris' Law: if you whistle while you waste time, everybody thinks you're working.
Tom: "So I looked down and there was this rubber tribble on her desk and it had a note taped to it: "Squeeze tribble for Captain service"."
Harry: "So, what did you do?"
Tom: "I squeezed the tribble, naturally."
"Come on. Harry. If you didn't like the movie, just say so."
Tom: I'm not sure hiding in a nacelle counts as "running away from home."
Harry: "OH, you misunderstood me. I didn't say I was hiding in a nacelle, I said I was hiding a nacelle in me. Now guess where..."
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