Contest: ENTER ST:VGR Caption Contest #239: Bride of Chaotica!

[tharpdevenport]

HARRY: "Your idea to turn the captain and first officer into salamanders was great, Tom. Now we both get promotions, and they can finally settle their years of building sexual tension."

Tom: "Wanna watch the creepy salamander sex a see his weird slamander penis?"

Harry: In an excited tone, "DO I?!"

 

[Oddish]

Well, we finally find out if it's really the female that initiates mating.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, we finally find out if it's really the female that initiates mating.

Tom: "Wait, wait -- there's a third salamander joining them. Now it's a salamander orgy."

Harry: "Hey, where did 7 of 9 go?"

 

[Akiraprise]

Tom: "Wanna watch the creepy salamander sex a see his weird slamander penis?"

Harry: In an excited tone, "DO I?!"

Nicole: "No. Just... no."

 

[tharpdevenport]

That moment whrn you realize you have unnatural feelings about weird salamander penises. And a "dream" you were one and did it with one or two others.

 

[tharpdevenport]

ATTEMPT #1 AT LOOKING "HIP" and "WITH IT":

RESULT: Failure.

 

[Orac]

Harry: I thought salamander porn was illegal.
Tom: One of the advantages of being 70,000 light years from Federation space.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Tom: This is an example of early 21st century spaceflight. People back then idolized science fiction, and they put some has-been actor on it.

Harry: Really? Why?

Tom: HIs co-stars didn't like him. I think they were trying to get rid of him.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Harry: I thought salamander porn was illegal.
Tom: One of the advantages of being 70,000 light years from Federation space.

Harry: "I thought it was a credits subspace channel and that the Captain didn't want to spend credits on it."

Tom: "I used an A.I. program to clean up the digital snow. Still some around the edges, but otherwise all the horrible horrible salamander porn action can be seen."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway (sings): "I'm a little loving cup, lean and mean, here is my heart and here is my spleen...."

 

[Oddish]

HARRY: "This is just gross. Can we go back to the live feed from Seven's sonic shower?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: Singing, "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout..."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tuvok: "You said I was going to be your wingman....so where are my wings?"
Chakotay: "That's not what I...y'know what? Forget it. (to Seven) Ignore him. Now, where were we?"
Tuvok: "Chicken wings now!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

That moment when you realize that suspecious sticky stuff on the arm rests was really slow-setting glue and that you've just glued your hands to your uniform, but try to play it off but looking annoyed. Luckily, that's when Harry asks once again about a promotion. Two birds with one stone, you note...

 

[tharpdevenport]

MOVING HER ARMS BACK AND FORTH WHILE SINGING...

Janeway: "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!"

 

[Leviathan]

Star Trek: Budget Cuts

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom: "And while it wrapped principal photography in 2024, by the time the Star Tre: Axanar fan film was finished and released to the public, humanity had gone from homosapians to salamander people. Because of Axanar, we now know precisely how fast the speed of evolution is."

 

[Orac]

That's enough of that! Time for a new contest. --> link