Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #242: The Great Borg Caper

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "No! I don't want to go to the cornfield! AHHH!"
Annika: "Did I say "cornfield"? I meant "Gorn field"."
Paris: "AHH! Even worse! Let me go! AHHHHH!" (wakes up in bed, breathing heavily)
B'elanna: "That's it. No more vintage TV before bedtime!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "Teacher! Chakotay's kicking my seat! And sucking his thumb!"
Chakotay: "Am not! Teacher, Tom's being a tattletale!"
Kim: "Must...not..laugh. Must...not...laugh..."
Tuvok: "My resignation letter is on file. Goodbye."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "Yes, this is definitely how I want my action figure to look."
Paris (offscreen): "You know they make poseable ones, right?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "So, when it's done, the mural will show God touching my finger?"

Tuvok: "Correct, Captain. Now keep holding still."

Janeway: "Excellent."

Harry: "You'll always be a God to me, Captain."

Janeway: "Correct. You're still not getting promoted."

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: ...and then Tuvok stood just like this and said "pull my finger".

 

[Moonglum]

Janeway: So Q took me to 14 million six hundred and five different realities to see if we can ever make it home.

Chakotay: And how many times did we make it?

Janeway: ...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Man: "Queenieeee...has anyone seen my paaaaaaaannnnts?"
(Laugh track)
Seven: "I did not realize the human head was capable of rotating like that..."

 

[Qonundrum]

"And this, Neelix, is a dance from ancient Earth. You may have heard of it, it was called 'The Macarena'."

Seven: "Even the Borg should believe in a modicum of modesty."
Queen: "Yes, but that chest! We couldn't do a cover up that impressive!"

 

[Qonundrum]

Also, a lame Photoshop entry:

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "Sorry, nerd, this is the cool kids' table. Now, make like a banana and split."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Captain, it was my understanding we'd be using top crewmen, not just any Tom, Chak and Harry.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom "Did anybody else get a surprise pop-up Penisrock in their chair?"

7 of 9: "Computer, add additional Penisrock attachment."

Borg Multitude Voice: "Penisrock is irrelevant."

7 of 9: "Just add the damn Penisrock already."

 

[Orac]

Nobody asked for it, and here it is; a new contest.