TOS Caption Contest #81 - Watching and Waiting

[Outpost4]

Last time, on Star Trek: In Search of Franz Joseph's Bowling Alley, the rave from the TNG bridge migrated over here. Fortunately it was shut down before the cops arrived. Too bad. It's been said before, and in the '70s it was my experience, that cops have the best pot.

For the normal, tame captions, only mentioning an occasional sexual perversion but with no assless chaps, we have old guys Gertch and cooleddie74 as winners.

Spock: "Auntie Em Auntie Em."
Vanderberg: * sigh *

Love knows no boundaries.

Or good tailors.

Our pirate contest was won by Shatmandu. I'm embarassed to admit I saw Loverboy in concert during their red leather period. Hey, back then I was living in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and that evening we had our choice of cow tipping or Loverboy. At the concert, at least we could do both.

Finally, a survey of last week wouldn't be complete without a comment on this photoshop and caption:

...and T'Bonz oversees it all.

Some days the place really DOES seem like this.

Beyond T'Bonz, winners go to jptrekker, Triskelion, Gertch and Rat Boy, all who helped photoshop this masterpiece.

This week we have four folks waiting and Kirk on parade.

Where the hell was Kirk when Picard was having his shindig? He would have fit right in.




TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Diesel Micky Dolenz(5x)
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 15!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker

First Time Winner!
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
NCC-1701
Nerys Myk (12x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (17x)

Plus one this time for a total of 18!
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (13x)
Shatmandu (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion

First Time Winner!
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Prom nights are always the most awkward.

Everyone on board knew when the captain got laid.

 

[Maurice]

At the Sailor Moon auditions there was one clear winner...

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Kirk's wardrobe malfunctions were legion.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: So What are you in for?

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Kirk: Damn, with the exception of that one girl, this deck's a sausage fest.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Nice one, Doctor. Next time, claim it.

 

[Outpost4]

Crewman in vest: Affirmative, and his ass is tight, too.

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: I fail to see the point of this...musical chairs. Are you sure you read the historical record accurately, Doctor?

Crewman in Vest: Negative, Mr Scott, still no sign of the captain's Mojo.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Outback sucks. I don't know why there's even a wait to get in here ..."

Black Guy in Fishing Vest, into radio: "I've got the sweaty pervert in sight. He's been putting the boots to his face and inhaling deeply over and over. Please advise ..."

Scotty missed most of the trial due to his spastic colon. And oddly enough, so did Sulu.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

The crew grew increasingly tired of Kirk's version of Horton Hears a Who, but none of them were willing to sit on the speck... just in case.

Ensign Redshirt: Oh God, here he comes. Should I ask him out?

 

[cultcross]

"So, which one stole your assless chaps sir?"

or

Would the real Spock Shady please stand up, please stand up

or

In the giant Wheel of Fortune game, Kirk kept landing on Bones.

 

[Outpost4]

Owen Wilson's new movie did very poorly at the box office.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk to Redshirt Ensign: Keep checking for the problem with the environmental
control system. I'm still sweating. Can you see me sweat, ensign? Watch me
sweat......Mr. Sulu, I'm sweating!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Starbase 11 sickbay, 2311hrs...

McCoy; ...goddamn ensign Hogan and his boomerang...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Young Jaime Finney was the epitome of a prim and proper girl, while the other three were merely trying to conceal their erections.

Kirk: to himself: "Why's everyone trying to avoid me?"

out loud: "It's a manly odour dammit!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

With each passing birthday, it seemed to Kirk, less of the crew checked him out.

 

[Jptrekker]

Thanks for the win, Shatmandu!

Four out of five agree, they recommend Trident for those that chew gum.

or

The inquest after the bowling alley incident had started to get ugly.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, thinking: "Jamie will turn 18 in juuuuuuust a few days ..."

Kirk, thinking: "If I have to suck in my gut much longer, I'll faint."

 

[idreamedmusic]

Okay, who farted...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The giant tin foil finger of death chose its next victim.

 

[Outpost4]

Crewman in vest: Yes, assless.