TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Readings indicate this coffee is actually Hennessy. <turns to look at Uhura>"
Uhura: "Oh, so it must be mine, then, huh?"

Nimoy, thinking: "Could be worse: we could be talking to Lincoln ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Vhy, oh vhy did I have sex with the one behind the curtain ..."

 

[Maurice]

Walter watches his career go up in smoke.

SPOCK: Sensors indicate that new Folger's Crystals™ are freeze-dried for freshness.
UHURA: Let's replace Mr. Scott's Dilithium Crystals with new Folgers Crystals™ and see if he notices!

 

[Outpost4]

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: Why did the aliens make this thing flush by pushing the big button on the back wall?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chekov came to the realization that there was no way not to look gay while sitting in the chair.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Hey, a win thanks.

When promoted to captain, Chekov instituted a few changes on the bridge.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Correct, Mr. Sulu, it is Coors Light, although I believe the more common name for this beverage was donkey piss.

 

[Outpost4]

M'Sharak is now a mod.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Vhy is der only one Norman? <sob>"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy, up in the rafters: Don't pull on the cord!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Someone has written 'It's not gay if our balls don't touch' on the bottom of my cup."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Uhura: .oO Odd, he never scans his coffee when I make it. Oo.

Chekov: Hello?!? Can anybody spare a square?

 

[Rat Boy]

Walter regretted sitting on this particular park bench when he saw Rosie O'Donnell about to parachute right on top of him.

Spock: "I am not detecting any Irish DNA, but there is a large concentration of whiskey in this coffee."

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura, up in rafters: "I don't see any ways to escape up here."
Chekov: "Keep ... looking ..."

Mr. Thomas: "There is a pubic hair on my Coke."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Vhen the Keptin said he vanted a new rug, I don't think he had this in mind."

Spock: "A sperm sample? I'm going to need another cup, and a volunteer to hold them."

Sulu: "Hold the cups or the..."

Spock: "Thank you for volunteering Lieutenant Uhura."

Uhura: "Just one minute..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

 

[Gertch]

Mr. Thomas: "There is a pubic hair on my Coke."

Sulu: "How come I didn't get one?"

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Spock: The tricorder indicates that someone set phasers on "delicious".

 

[Outpost4]