TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Outpost4]

First, let me start with a Easter joke you can tell anyone. What did Jesus say to the disciples at the Last Supper?

If you want to get in the picture, you better get on this side of the table.

Store that some place safe until next year. It's a joke that's only good for one week a year.

This week's jokesters had nothing to do with Easter, Humphrey Bogart or a fish-looking coffee asswipe. This contest was almost respectable this week. Almost.

Spock:According to the library computer we've made an error. Its supposed to be two girls and one cup, not two cups and one girl.

Chekov: Hello?!? Can anybody spare a square?

Congratulations, EliyahuQeoni and SpiderMonkeeDolenz, for creating captions where nobody talks backwards and the pictures are in color. What a refreshing change!


One of this week's pictures is begging for a March Madness caption, with the other exploring McCoy's fascination for older women.

Plus don't forget our pirates are all hanging around for one more week.

Who will be the first to be keelhauled?



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
Belar
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
EliyahuQeoni

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (14x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
Nerys Myk (12x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (17x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (13x)
Shatmandu (6x)
Sir Rhosis (2x)
SpiderMonkeeDolenz(4x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Of course, I have four.

Who would have ever thought that this far out on the edge of the galaxy, all of McCoy's ex-wives would find each other?

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Observe while I make a final strike to win the tournament."
Vanderberg: "Yer gonna split."

"Are all Earth men as short as you?"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Chief Engineer Vanderberg, do you realize the odds of me successfully
inserting this spheroid up the orifice you have requested are 46,278 to 1?

 

[egonbeeblebrox]

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "And the locals call these toits? I believe the doctor has been looking for a round one for years."

 

[Outpost4]

Natira: Your mother and sister though I'd be the perfect girl for you.

 

[Michael]

McCoy: "You mean I have to fill all three cups?! From a medical standpoint that's just impossible. But I accept the challenge."

 

[MANT!]

How 'bout you ladies make a "McCoy Sandwich"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Sargon can you hear me?

VANDENBERG: Wrong episode dumbass.

McCoy quickly realized that if Natira had two mommies it meant he had two mothers-in-law

 

[26138]

The library computer still can't get it right. It's two girls, one cup not three girls, three cups.

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Auntie Em Auntie Em."
Vanderberg: * sigh *

 

[Michael]

Spock: "Ugh ... I think I got something between my teeth."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Woohoo! Another win! And this time with a fairly tasteless joke too!

Spock (reading):"'Outlook not so good' Hmmm"

 

[scottydog]

Vanderberg: "Having fun?"

Spock: "I'm having a ball."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Looks like you've pissed off some Martians.

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Kirk barely managed to avoid losing it, watching Vanderberg's
expression grow more and more worried as Spock talked on about
suppositories. Having the funniest Vulcan in Starfleet as his First
Officer was something on which Kirk could never put a price.

Attempting to relate the story later, however, Dr. McCoy found himself
playing to a very tough room.

 

[Maurice]

What? No Photoshop award this time?

SPOCK: You certainly have balls, Mr. Vanderberg.

McCoy blamed what happened afterwards on the roofie laden drink.

 

[EnsignJulka]

Spock - "Fascinating, this is the biggest gobstopper I've ever seen."

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: Wait a minute, I'm wearing eye shadow and lipstick????

LYNCH: You gotta date for the wrap party?