TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Hambone]

SPOCK: "The most logical candy in the universe is the "jawbreaker". In one simple word, it tells you what it is and what it's going to do...then it does it."

VANDERBERG: "Kirk...is this guy for real? How can you stand him, babbling on hour after hour?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Uh, I'm a vegetarian. You want it?"

Spock: "I'm not sure that implants are right for me."

 

[Outpost4]

"So, what do you think...Spockorinna...it has a nice ring to it."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Not much else to do on these long trips but eat, huh?"

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Fascinating. It's only a model.
VANDERBERG: Shhhh!!!

SPOCK: Most illogical. There is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "We should inform Starfleet that the excavation of the tomb of Empress Pamela Anderson is complete."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Chief Engineer Vanderberg, would you hold this while I find a mens room."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Fascinating. That omelet must have kept you on the toilet for hours."

Love knows no boundaries.

Or good tailors.

 

[Rat Boy]

Natira couldn't wait to show off her new husband to her spinster sisters Patty and Selma.

 

[MANT!]

Mr. Vanderberg, This is not a Horta egg..It's a Vulcan kidney stone..

 

[Outpost4]

Norman created the Edna series just for McCoy.

 

[Mister.Woof]

Aw. You beat me to it, goldbug. I was thinking kidney stones when I saw that pic. If you don't mind, I'll post my kidney stone caption.

"When Bill passed this, it wasn't as smooth and polished as it is now."

"This isn't the troika I had in mind, but it'll do for now."


Your avatar is going to give me nightmares tonight, Outpost4.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kal-El: So you're Natira's new husband. Welcome to the family.

 

[Outpost4]

Your avatar is going to give me nightmares tonight, Outpost4.

I created Sela Sheep a while ago. She is scary!

 

[Rat Boy]

Superman: "So, I hear you're marrying Wonder Woman. Yeah, good luck with that."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I've had him tested and he's impotent. We jokingly call him 'Clark Kent get it up'."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: "I won't show you my spit curl until after we're married."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You say Mr. Schmitter was fanatically dry-humping one of these when he was killed?"

"Thank you, Miss. I don't get served copper goblets of Nestea and Tang by girls in CLASH OF THE TITANS makeup every day. This is special to me."

 

[Jptrekker]

"Crack one of these babies in your pan and you won't have to worry about teflon coating anymore."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My father was quite adept at getting seven-ten splits at the Vulcan Compound in Sausalito. Maybe I can try to match his skills."