Caption Contest 116: After Hours

[Mistral]

I just want to know who brought the spiders?

 

[2takesfrakes]

Harry, how can I put this to you? ... You've been working on a false assumption for too long and being a mere Hologram, I'm the one who's being made to clarify this point, for everybody on board. Harry ... we all hate you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COMPUTER (OS): I'm sorry but "brains" is not included in the food replicator's memory bank. Please request a different item.

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

Janeway: "Who would have thought it?...The Hirogen are amazing hair stylists!"

 

[T'Girl]

Neelix: Well, you got me beat. I've only got two pair. A pair of ones, and another pair of ones.

Harry: "Given that I also have a pair of "ones" in my hand, you sir are cheating."

Neelix over turns the table as Harry goes for his phaser.

(look at Harry's cards)

 

[Nerys Myk]

NEELIX: So, is this the part when we begin to remove clothing?

JANEWAY: Do you think there's any lesbian subtext to this scene?

SEVEN: No.

JANEWAY: Good, I'd hate to be responsible for any Janeway/Seven slash fiction.

 

[2takesfrakes]

Ensign Kim, are you trying to play "footsie" with me?

 

[2takesfrakes]

Three Ugly Bags of Mostly Water fail to read the signs and omens ...

 

[Triskelion]

Janes: You can't be the ventriloquist, you don't know the routine.

Paris: So...Kes?
Neelix: She's a dude.
Group: OOOOHHHhhh.

 

[Ln X]

Playing poker with Neelix was forever awkward for he was too kind to bluff and too kind to confront.

Janeway: I know your singing is good for business but I'm about to lose you to one of the numerous man wanting your hand in marriage. So from now on you're singing in drag, that'll put them off...

Chakotay: A sign from my forefathers perhaps?
Tuvok: A sheer coincidence is a far more logical explanation.

After forever pining for promotion, Lieutenant Harry Kim would be forever trying to forget the Doctor serenading him during the promotion party... and forever wishing he had never been promoted at all.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"So where the hell is this Godot, anyway?!?"

 

[Finn]

Harry: ....and I'll throw in my pip

Neelix: I win!

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Neelix: Go fish.

(Chakotay, Paris and Kim facepalm)

Chakotay: No that's not a Native American symbol, those are tracks made by the huge man eating mammal behind u-

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"The meeting of the Lady Gaga Fan Club will now come to order."

 

[Ln X]

When Justin Bieber -- having pushed stem cell treatments and longevity vaccines to the very limit -- finally died, his beliebers went into a permanent comatose state.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I'm going to post the new contest and winners tonight. Thanks all!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

New contest is up!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=9078679#post9078679