TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

[Outpost4]

This last week we had three folks win who hadn't for a while. Congratulations go out to TigerofDarkness, DS9Sega and SciFi75. I've said it before but I don't look at names except to make sure nobody wins twice in any contest.

Spock: 35.839 double-D to be precise Captain

McCoy: "Like the Buffalo" my ass. These things are like cockroaches.

Nimoy's car wouldn't start because it needed new Spock-plugs.

This next week our basic pictures feature Scotty the Plumber and McCoy the Plasterer. Our bonus picture is something new, our first TOS-R pic. I hope this works. I have a couple of other pics saved that don't feature people and I think could be funny. We'll see.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (12x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (6x)
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (15x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (2x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (6x)
NCC-1701 (3x)
Nerys Myk (14x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (19x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (8x)
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: All right, who flushed the towel down the toilet?

McCoy: You try making spinach lasagna from scratch for 430 people!

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Scotty: "Ach! I'll never know why the shuttle designers put the sparkplugs in such an inconvientent place!"

It was after Spock's first proctological exam that McCoy found out that it wasn't just his blood that was green...

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: If they wouldn't make the damn parts out of colorful plastic...

McCoy: It might have been a mistake to operate on The Hulk.

 

[Gepard]

It was after Spock's first proctological exam that McCoy found out that it wasn't just his blood that was green...

Right out of the gate, too...

THis image has already been subject to a caption contest before, IIRC. Lots of Spock shit jokes then, too.

Buckle up, boys. It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Next time, Mr. Gaetano, don't play with your wedding ring near the plumbing."

McCoy: "Dammit, Jim. How many caption contests is it going to take before you order Spock to wear diapers!"

Scotty: "Well, we certainly aren't going to pass a smog inspection."

 

[Outpost4]

Sometimes you just have to learn things the hard way:

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[Rat Boy]

Ceiling Scotty: "My God, the captain's masturbating down there and I canna stop watching!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Doohan; Sorry Leonard, you're not getting the bike back this time.

 

[MANT!]

"And Tonight on EPA's Most Wanted......"

 

[Rat Boy]

Where will you be when your Vulcan diarrhea returns?

 

[Mallory]

Doctor Leonard McCoy in...Ghostbusters in the 23rd Century!

 

[Mallory]

It was after Spock's first proctological exam that McCoy found out that it wasn't just his blood that was green...

McCoy soon discovered that Spock's diarrhea wasn't the only thing green...

 

[Gertch]

"Am I finally green enough to be a mod?"

Why the never let Gaseous Anomaly drive...

 

[The Tone]

After searching high and low, it wasn't long before Scotty and Spock realized the warp capacitor was in Gaetano's hand all along.

 

[ancient]

SCOTTY: "Hey, I just found a dollar!"

"I think I just Shat myself, doctor."

Due to a mix-up, the 4th of July festivities ended with Red, white and Blue-green orbital sky-art.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Scotty:"yes, sir, we've phasered through to the bottom of the barrel and, just as you suspected, we found the Caption Contest contestants sense of decency"

 

[Gertch]

"Ach. After all these years. There she is, my finger."

 

[Tim]

Scotty: Aye, Mr. Spock, that lass showerin' down there is Nurse Chapel.

McCoy: Dammit, Jim, next time masturbate with your own hands!

Prepare for ludicrous speed!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Anybody want some guacamole?