TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead

[cooleddie74]

"I told her you were talking to Starfleet Command, sir...but she DEMANDED to come in and show you that her left breast is bigger than her right."

"That does it.

No more Denobulan hash before a landing party mission."

The new 1967 Federation Galaxy.

Sporty.

Smooth.

Refined.


Lots of spare room in the trunk for dead Orion slave girls and tubs of biomimetic gel.

 

[Ziz]

Eve (thinking): "Wow...I can have a DP with only one guy...convenient."

 

[Outpost4]

Was there ever any question whether Carl drove a Riv?



(joke suggested by Sir Rhosis when he sent me the pic)

 

[Nerys Myk]

The abandoned 1975 spinoff

 

[cooleddie74]

McMASTERS:"Sorry to bother you, Captain...but Harry said I need to come ask you and your Doctor if we need any blow and birth control."

M-113 CREATURE:"Eat me. This is the only time away I get."

 

[Outpost4]

Obviously Nerys Myk and I are thinking along the same perverse lines.


Somebody needs to put these two pictures together:

NBC Promo: Carl Spock Is Michael Knight!

 

[Triskelion]

Five more years and those babies are mine...

When blind dates go horribly, horribly wrong....

I call it the Pon Farr wagon....where I punish all the angry sehlats.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is it true Vulcans go through a mating cycle every seven years? The girls and I were just curious...and very, very drunk."

On Soviet Gothos, salt eats YOU.

"Logically, the only rational course of action is to get in the back seat and let me meld with your ass."

 

[Rat Boy]

KITT: "Uh, you don't look like Michael."

Carl Spock: "Shut up, you computerized jive turkey! Let's go cruisin' for honeys."

 

[The Tone]

McCoy: "I'd say this thing really sucks."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SALT MONSTER: Can one of you idiots close the friggin door!!! I aint paying to air condition all of Gothos!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL:"Talkin' car with an English-soundin' accent?

Groovy and illogical, my brother!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DeSALLE:"Whew.

For a moment there I thought my ex-mother in law followed us across the quadrant."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Wait a minute. If Norman Bates' mother is dead, then who...?"

*cue violin chords*

 

[cooleddie74]

"See?

I told you that other races knew about Joan Rivers!!"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Spock: 35.839 double-D to be precise Captain

 

[T'Bonz]

I'd do her!

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Stella Mudd? Izzat you?

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Flying cars, my ass.

 

[S'kai]

Spock (thinking): She's as vapid and illogical as a tribble. Just the captain's type.

On the other hand, I am beginning to SEE why Jim is so interested in these creatures.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Detective Hutchinson, are you quite sure you've never worshiped Vaal?