TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead

[Maurice]

No Photoshop award, again? Every time I do a good one there isn't one given. Grrrrr

NIMOY: Roddenberry's casting c... er, office? First floor.

McCoy: "Like the Buffalo" my ass. These things are like cockroaches.

 

[chancellorjake]

Chesty LaRue: Thank You for letting me use your sonic shower, Mr. Spock. Where should I put my dress?
Spock: The bed, er, the couch.
CL: I've been so very dirty and you're very kind to make this offer.
Spock: *Whispers* Want to touch!

So she looked like your old girlfriend, a man to Lt. Uhura, and a hot piece to everyone else? That's crazy. No wonder you had to kill her.

The stately 1968 LaTura. Featuring rich, Vulcanian leather.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"I just saved a multitude of credits by switching to Geico. It is so easy, even an old country doctor could do it"

 

[Outpost4]

Hey, babe, wanna go for a cruise in my Riv?

 

[Outpost4]

Carl Jaeger: Anybody got a lightbulb?

 

[Gertch]

Carl Jaeger: Anybody got a lightbulb?

Better than the leg lamp?

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: In the 1980's, consumers were shocked and disappointed to learn that "Corinthian" leather was only common leather treated with a vinyl surface and mass produced in a plant in New Jersey.

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Great image.

"Carl Spock? Never heard of him!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Excellent. Between your mechanical skills, Mr. Spock, and the admiral's driving, we'll have that Grignak beat as soon as the flag drops."

Captain Pike might have enjoyed his send-off party more if he could do more to the stripper than just flash a light at her.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry...wrong quarters. I was looking for the Courtney Love Lounge and Meth Lab."

McCOY:"Nancy lied to me!

She WAS sleeping around!"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Khan: "Grignak, the fish-faced coffee asswipe, tasks me! He tasks me! And I shall have him. I'll chase him round the hills of Beverly and round the Tar Pits of La Brea and round Vasquez's Rocks before I give him up. Kirk, Spock, prepare to alter course."

Edit to add: With a nod to Rat Boy introducing the racing motif.

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Grignak, the fish-faced coffee asswipe, tasks me! He tasks me! And I shall have him. I'll chase him round the hills of Beverly and round the Tar Pits of La Brea and round Vasquez's Rocks before I give him up. Kirk, Spock, prepare to alter course."

Edit to add: With a nod to Rat Boy introducing the racing motif.

In case people are wondering what we're talking about.

Pike: "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."

Woman: "I don't get it. Is that a yes or a no?"

Spock: "Does it matter?"

 

[Defcon]

Even in the 23rd Century men still tried to impress the girls with their cars.

 

[Michael]

^ This makes it canon for me.

 

[Gertch]

Even aliens in the 23rd Century were asking where their flying cars were.

 

[Rat Boy]

Driver: "Oh, Jesus Christ! That Vulcan just jumped right out in front of me! You'll tell the cops that, won't you, honey?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: "That idiot!!! He took it out of the box! Now it's value has been cut in half!"

 

[Gertch]

*Beep Beep*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "It's all over the front page, you give me road rage,
Racing through the best days,
It's up to you boy, you're driving me crazy,
Thinking you may be losing your mind."

Khan: "You're losing your mind."

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "The boys are going to break you in, girl. Whiskey Lips likes to 'take the road less traveled,' if you know what I mean ..."