TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

[Gertch]

"By George I think I finally did it. I made this tarp look like a cave wall."

 

[Outpost4]

After a night of Mexican food and beer, a burn out with Spock driving really burned!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"Mr Scott, what kind of fuel did you put in the shuttle? We're showing some very unusual exaust patterns"
Scotty:"Its.. uh.. Green!"

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "We canna finish paintin' the interior of this shuttle until we find out who took that last canna green paint...."

McCoy: "Hey, this green paint is fun and gooey!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I'm sorry Jim. He just kept going on about how illogical I was. I couldn't stop myself!"

 

[S'kai]

S'kai: Wait ! Wait ! I didn't get to show you the undercar LED's !!

Shuttle: Get a life !

 

[Nerys Myk]

Speed trap.

 

[Maurice]

Hotwiring: Starfleet style.

When McCoy sneezed, McCoy SNEEZED!!!

And they called Sulu a "flamer"...

 

[Michael]

Scotty: "Well, I think I just found my middle finger."

Horrible transporter accident – Engineer materialized in floor!

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: You were right, Mr. Spock. It's Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[M'Sharak]

"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I'm in front of you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gaetano: "Woof, woof!"

Spock: "What's that, Mr. Gaetano? Timmy's fallen down the Jeffries Tube?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTT: Aye, its McCoy. God knows what he's been up to.

 

[T'Bonz]

Vulcan TV commercial: Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?

 

[Outpost4]

< moments later >

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Jim, I swear, there's this room, and its full of tiny crewmen, they dig holes in the ceiling and punch my head".

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"No toilets on these shuttles, so I'll open the lower hatch and..."

"Jim, I swear, its raining crap!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Och. The Captain's been using the shuttle for his dates again ..."
Spock: "Condoms?"
Scotty: "Aye. Used and re-used, from the looks of 'em."



McCoy: "I think we used this next screencap before."
Joe: "Long time ago. Lots of new folks here now."
McCoy, sighing: "Oh. All right. Do your worst."
Joe: "Heh."

McCoy regretted offering T'Pau her first pap smear in 175 years ...

 

[Outpost4]

You've really outdone yourself, Joe, with that last one.

The bar has been reset to a new low.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^

Ah, my legacy is set!

McCoy: "Not sure why, but this green shit appears to have made my left thumb triple in size."
Kirk, offscreen: "Better warn Uhura ..."