TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead

[Outpost4]

Most people shop during the day. Carl shops at night.

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: "Coming up next, it's 'Spock of Love.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

McHURON:"Is it true what they say...that crushed velour enhances the sex drives of Vulcanians?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Balok:"YOU HAVE ONE EARTH MINUTE TO SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!!"

 

[Michael]

Balok (thinking): "Now where the hell did she buy that dress?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"YOU HAVE ONE...WORKING...OVARY...REMAINING!"

 

[Triskelion]

I understand the ceiling mirror, the rubber mattress and the trapeze. But what's with the guy in the assless chaps?

 

[cooleddie74]

EVE:"Am I late?

I brought the speculum and leather glove like you asked."

 

[Rat Boy]

Woman: "That's all I got, Daddy."

Carl Spock: "What the? Ben Franklin's looking a little lonely. Is Carl Spock gonna have to choke a bitch?"

 

[Michael]

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

 

[Outpost4]

Eve: So, Mr. Spock, tell me more about practicing tantric sex for 6 years and 364 days.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Volkswagen, pffffft."

 

[Gertch]

Eve: "Doctor - I was told you could remove this piping shaped mole off my back."

 

[SciFi75]

Nimoy's car wouldn't start because it needed new Spock-plugs.

 

[Gertch]

Nimoy's car wouldn't start because it needed new Spock-plugs.

I don't think I've heard that since the 60's!!!

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Logical, Mr. Mudd. Flawlessly logical.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

In case people are wondering what we're talking about

Just goes to show what cultural chasms exist on the boards, I had to google "fine corinthian leather" but got the grignak meme straight away.

 

[Shatmandu]

Eve: "Wow, I didn't know Sam's Club sold bulk sized jars of Astroglide ..."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode 95 - My Mother The Car

Spock : What's a nice girl like you doing on a deck like this ?

All three : Mom is that you ?

Spock (Singing) : Baby you can drive my car.... Yes i'm gonna be a star.... Baby you can drive my car.... And baby I love you.... Beep beep.... beep beep.... Yeah....

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Real.