You and your double

[flandry84]

I have a twin brother....he's the evil one.

He's also shorter.

 

[RandyS]

It would be impossible for me to have a double. Perfection can't be copied.

But on the off chance it DID happen, I'd finally be able to have an intelligent conversation with somebody.

 

[Emher]

Holy freaking hell, we'b be big brothers for the whole damn world. Scary though.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I got a double somewhere, according to some crazy doctor chick (if you are a crazy doctor chick poster I am not talking about you so dont go crying to the mod). Well anyway when I was about 17 I was at the doctor and was waiting for the elevator to arrive.

Once it did, the doors opened and some doctor chick was on it and she gasped and stood back, staring at me. I thought she was enamored by my studliness, but she told me I was just on the elevator with her and got off on the floor above. She then asked if I had a twin.

I dont have a twin and told her so, but she insisted I was just on the elevator with her and got off the floor above the floor I was actually on. She said the person had the exact same clothes on and everything.

I figured she was nuts, even though she was hot, and kept to myself until I could get off the elevator.

 

[Jadzia]

^ I think she was hitting on you.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I have an evil double, who looks the way I want to look, posts the way I want to post, is smart, capable, and worst of all he is free in all the ways I am not.




Oh, wait...

 

[RJDiogenes]

I would love my double as I love myself.

 

[Omnius]

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

Wow... this must be coincidence!

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

I'd better watch out Hermiod!

 

[LaxScrutiny]

I'd have hot sex with myself for about a week, then we'd go out and pick up some women who had a thing for twins.

 

[Kelso]

Ideally, we'd alternate going to work, dealing with the wife, etc. Though, with my luck I would wind up like Braling in "Marionettes, Inc."

 

[TGTheodore]

We'd be best friends but incredibly competitive.

And between us we'd get a lot more writing and composing done.

--Ted

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Another me? Hmm... *dirty thoughts*

I'd have hot sex with myself for about a week, then we'd go out and pick up some women who had a thing for twins.

I see I'm not the only person here who's read David Gerrold's The Man Who Folded Himself. (Or, as it's sometimes referred to, The Man Who Fondled Himself. )

 

[Amaris]

I'd do me.
Someone has to, and I'd rather it at least be someone who knows all the right places.


..and I just creeped the hell out of myself.

J.

 

[Hermiod]

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

Wow... this must be coincidence!

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

I'd better watch out Hermiod!

What on Earth is a "hermid" and why should I be scared of him ?

 

[Omnius]

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

Wow... this must be coincidence!

I'd arrange a massive life insurance policy in my own name with him as a beneficiary, arrange for him to die in an accident and then make it look like I was the one who died. Then I'd cash in the insurance policy.

Simple.

I'd better watch out Hermiod!

What on Earth is a "hermid" and why should I be scared of him ?

I don't know! He is your doppelganger!

 

[Hermiod]

I don't know! He is your doppelganger!

Never mind, it won't matter after I've killed him and am relaxing with my huge insurance payout.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Heh. Doppelgangbang.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ And a new word has been added to the lexicon.

 

[Amaris]

^^ And a new word has been added to the lexicon.

We are now richer for having it.

J.

 

[captcalhoun]

it'd be nice to have someone who agreed with me, but probably get annoying.

one for straight people:

if you had a doppleganger who was of the opposite gender would you do them?