Contest: ENTER VOY Caption Contest #230: Extreme Risk

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest.

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Extreme Risk

But first, here are the winners of the last contest:

The highly coveted Captains Choice Award goes to @The Pumpkin-mon King with:

HARRY: "I'm sorry, Commander, I completely forgot what you wanted me to do."

CHAKOTAY: "It's all right, Ensign. I just told you to depolarize the trans-harmonic microfusion matrix, drain the excess plasma from the multiphase ion coils, cross-connect the pattern buffers with the EPS manifolds, and purge the tertiary deuterium crystallization chamber."

HARRY: "Uhhh... is that the yellow button or the blue button?"

@Qonundrum wins the highly prestigious Outstanding Achievement in Photoshop Award with:

@Laura Cynthia Chambers gets third prize with:

Doctor: "Every time I raise the camera to take a photo, that blasted blue-bellied nectar eater flies away."

@The Pumpkin-mon King also comes in second place with:

It's like watching the presidential election, and realizing that whoever wins, you lose.

And the winner is @tharpdevenport with:

Janeway: "Ensign RJDiogenes! Stop watching cat videos and man your post! And wipe that stupid smile off your face!"

Here are the new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Thanks for the win!

Janeway: "Mom says it's MY turn to watch TV!"
Chakotay: "Five more minutes."
Janeway: "That's what you said last time! I'm telling!"
Chakotay: "You do that..."
Janeway (eyerolls and sighs): "How old are you, Commander?"

 

[Oddish]

Yes, thanks from me as well. Both for the win and for doing these contests.

JANEWAY: "NO?! What do you mean, no? I'm doing my best 'she who must be obeyed' pose!"
CHAKOTAY: "Bite me, Kathryn."

 

[Qonundrum]

Woohoo, thanks!

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

B'Elanna: "Oh, silly me! That should be two scoops of detergent, not boxes. You okay back there, Tom?...Tom?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kate: "Hey, Robert, you may have heard I recently said 'I'll tell you one thing: every color, every gender, every disposition will be represented on that bridge if I'm the Captain again. And really representative'. Sorry, Rob', but in order to sit on this set now, you have to be another gender and some such stupid bullshit."

Robert: "But … what if I got a vagina?"

Kate: "Is there room for a second one?"

 

[warp-coil]

B-Elanna: this is going to be one hell of a sonic shower

 

[Orac]

The most respected scientists in the galaxy said it couldn't be done.
And then, one day, B'elanna Torres from the UFP successfully captured a Klingon fart inside a force-field. Q'pla!

 

[Oddish]

TUVOK: "Computer, delete aerodynamic tail fins. We are not designing a hot rod, Mr. Paris."
PARIS: "But..."
TUVOK: "We are designing a space pimpmobile. Computer, give it a bright purple paint job. Now cover it with lots of gold bling and put rhinestones all along the nacelles..."

 

[Qonundrum]

The extreme risk is if there's no chlorine in that simulated water...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Doctor: (offscreen): "I said I need plaster of Paris, not plastered Paris!"
Tom: "Too (hic!) late..."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Care to explain your series of holodeck programs where I die in a tragic coffee accident and you become Captain?

PARIS: This is the target, we must extract them from the planet.
TUVOK: You're not proposing a thinly veiled rescue mission for your kids again are you?
PARIS: ...No.

PARIS: I'm not worried my girlfriend is suicidally depressed. I'm sure she'll come to some realization and be completely cured before next week because that's how our lives work.

TUVOK: Interesting. Humans usually factor aesthetic considerations into their ship designed. I can see that you do not care about aesthetics and designed the ship strictly based on function.
PARIS: Wait, what?

B'ELANA: Computer, reduce size of tentacle monster and re-initialize program!

Bonus Picture:

YOUNG RED: He's not an eggplant, he's just re... That's kind of ablist. Oh well, it got some laughs, I'll try it out with other audiences.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Janeway: You'd better just beam out and avoid the walk of shame.

Chakotay: Hmm, site-to-site, that idea has potential.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: Who keeps leaving this tree on the bridge?

 

[Leviathan]

(Above) The rarely seen Starfleet Smoker Force Field (SFF): Separates the ships SMOKING / NON-SMOKING sections.
(Below) Inside the SFF: The even rarer-seen Starfleet smoke-break.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KATE MULGREW: You want to bring in a relative named Jeri Ryan who you want Mary to rescue from the mob and reform? Sounds a bit farfetched to me.

 

[Oddish]

In addition to his talent at piloting, medicine, 20th history history, espionage, and writing holonovels, Tom Paris demonstrates a vast knowledge of exo-ornithology.

 

[tharpdevenport]

The shit has hit the forcefield.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "How about now?"

Harry (piloting, off screen): "No, still can't get reception."

Torres: Well, I've tried moving the 24th century rabbit ears every which way I can, but every time I let go, we lose tg subspace channel."

Harry: "We're going to miss the 300,000 episode of "The Simpsons"!"

Torrest: "Fucking rabbit ears. It's like it only works when you hold them! They should make these things out of human skin!"