Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[Samurai8472]

Pine- You were terrible in season 2 Heroes

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "We just wanted to talk about trains. Yeah, trains. And gladiator movies. The beer was for her dad. And the condoms were to fix the oil leak in our car. Right guys?"

 

[Sector 7]

The premiere was moved to May 2009?! When did that happen?

SPOCK: If you say, "JJ Abrams raped my childhood" again I shall kill you!

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: Now, Bones, are you sure you can do this?
McCoy: Of course I can do this. Now stop second-guessing me.

Spock: I shall consume your BRAINS!
Kirk: Bones, I knew you hooked something up wrong!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Jeeze..."

Chekov: "Vhat happened to his diet?"

McCoy: "He looks like a baloon."

Scotty: (Thinking) "Shut up guys..."

 

[M'Sharak]

^

 

[DaveyNY]

 

[Samurai8472]

uhura- nice behind

and so began Scotty's quest to get the biggest butt to win Uhura's heart

 

[DaveyNY]

 

[Samurai8472]

this one would be good with John McCain photoshopped in wandering in aimlessly. The random shot of spock in the picture reminded me of that from the third presidental debate.

 

[LutherSloan]

The start of filming on the Paramount lot was interrupted by the unexpected appearance of William Shatner streaking through the set in protest.

 

[M'Sharak]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee268/DaveyNY/star_trek_800x340.jpg?t=1224118196
this one would be good with John McCain photoshopped in wandering in aimlessly. The random shot of spock in the picture reminded me of that from the third presidental debate.

I disagree, and think the election-related stuff can stay in the threads and forums intended for that purpose.

Keep it as fun and as non-political as a Star Trek thread can be, thanks.

 

[Aaron McGuire]

Kirk- What's that sound. In your heart...

Spock- Murder.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pine: "Save the cheerleader, save the w- URK!"

Quinto: "Would you kindly cease breathing?"

 

[Sector 7]

this one would be good with John McCain photoshopped in wandering in aimlessly. The random shot of spock in the picture reminded me of that from the third presidental debate.

That with the Obama-as-Spock (from the NY Observer article) photoshopped in would be awesome and funny!

 

[Samurai8472]

Kirk-ya know.............I think you and I are destined to do this forever

 

[Maurice]

And with Spock's unexpected use of the Vulcan Heart Meld, Kirk was his love slave forever!

 

[M'Sharak]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee268/DaveyNY/star_trek_800x340.jpg?t=1224118196
this one would be good with John McCain photoshopped in wandering in aimlessly. The random shot of spock in the picture reminded me of that from the third presidental debate.

That with the Obama-as-Spock (from the NY Observer article) photoshopped in would be awesome and funny!

Again, I disagree.

 

[nil_jones]

Urban: Alright, Abrams. Your last paycheck bounced. Pay up.

Everyone else: Waitaminut! We're supposed to be getting PAID for this?

--OR--

McCoy: Look, all the guy does is yell at the lower-ranking crew and then gives the Captain crap about what the ship CAN'T do. It's nothing but "bitch, bitch, bitch" with this guy. I mean, his shirt's red and everything. Do we HAVE to keep him?

Scotty: Hey, guys. I'm standing right here!

McCoy: See, there he goes again!

Scotty: (thinking) Bastards.

 

[Vassa]

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