Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #553: Visitors!

[Leviathan]

Picard: You fool! This isn't Admiral Jarok, it's Odo's Dad.

 

[Leviathan]

K'Ehleyr: There's someone else Worf. I've fallen in love with holodeck calisthenics Skeletor. He's Alexanders true father.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Ah, Ambassador pointy head, you're supposed to take the coat hanger out first."

Ambassador: "There is no coat hanger in it. You have greatly offended my people!"

Picard: "Merde. Again?"

Geordi: "Data, have you scans found the cloaked extra-long 'n' thick anti-gravity dildo from Red Light IV?"

Data: "Incoming..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Jarok: Captain, I present my impersonation of the silent security guard. Notice the furrowed brow, the lack of emotional response, the squared shoulders...he's right behind me, isn't he?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA Tell Mister Worf even if I did have a "stash". It would not be anywhere he'd think to look.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Geordi: "Tell the captain the shuttle is still not ready for service. We're still airing it out after ensign Cheech and ensign Chong took it out for a spin."

 

[Tenacity]

K'Ehleyr: Worf ... Worf, I don't love you anymore.
Worf: Step onto the transporter platform, it's time to beam you down.
K'Ehleyr: Isn't the ship still out of range of the planet?
Worf: Yes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf: Well it's gotta be one of these buttons or switches...
K'Ehleyr: We've been stuck in here for an hour, maybe you should just call O'Brien and ask him how to open the door. .
Worf: I Know what I'm doing!!!!!
K'Ehleyr: This is reminding me of that time we got lost on the way to your parents.
Worf: We weren't lost!!! I just got turned around!
K'Ehleyr: Just call O'Brien.
Worf; I don't know where the intercom button is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K'Ehleyr: Progress.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Admiral's Log: He just looks like the clone. He even drinks Earl Grey...

Worf: This is the story of a little ship, that took a little trip...
K'Ehleyr: *peers* There's nothing there!

First Officer's Log: I swear the symbiont pushed my bladder on purpose...

Geordi: Don't forget to give the dilithium chamber a good kick or two to get it started up every day

 

[Catarina]

Do I tell him now or later?

 

[Catarina]

When you go in expecting to only pay $29 and a few minutes later.....

Do you want the premium oil or synthetic? Your windshield wipers are worn. I can install some for 14.95. Oh and your air filter is filthy that's another 25 bucks but you could get your own and I'll put it in for 12.95!

Data: Just the oil change...sir.

 

[Herbert]

Data: Welcome back Geordi. How was your trip to Risa?
LaForge: <grumble grumble> I don't wanna talk about it.
Data: <thinking> Struck out again. Even I could have scored on Risa.

 

[LeadHead]

Apologies for the tardiness, been under the weather lately. Hope to have a new contest up in the next day or two.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Now Biff, I want to make sure we get two coats of wax this time.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!