Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody
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I'm surprised from the trailer how good this looks!
Ok, I watched it.
Honestly, I am extremely impressed. I'd almost go so far as to say that without the sex, it could essentially be a TNG episode. There are some very poignant moments, one in particular between Yar and Data, that I seriously felt would have fit right in on the show, both in regards the acting and dialogue. As ridiculous as it sounds, I was almost moved. Especially when Data recalls to Yar that when they were "intimate", she told him it "never happened". There are tons of references to episodes, they totally nail everything when it comes to continuity. I highly recommend it to any fan.
Honestly, I am extremely impressed. I'd almost go so far as to say that without the sex, it could essentially be a TNG episode. There are some very poignant moments, one in particular between Yar and Data, that I seriously felt would have fit right in on the show, both in regards the acting and dialogue. As ridiculous as it sounds, I was almost moved. Especially when Data recalls to Yar that when they were "intimate", she told him it "never happened". There are tons of references to episodes, they totally nail everything when it comes to continuity. I highly recommend it to any fan.
How realistic did the ship models look?
I have seen it too and this movie has warped my mind. I need to watch some real TNG to get it out of the gutter!!
An observation: even in a porno movie Dr. Crusher gets the "shaft".
She is only in it at the end. Even holographic Leah Brahms has a bigger part. Sad, really.
I like the Data/Tasha scenes the best.
An observation: even in a porno movie Dr. Crusher gets the "shaft".
She is only in it at the end. Even holographic Leah Brahms has a bigger part. Sad, really.
I like the Data/Tasha scenes the best.
Looked better than the real show. Alot, actually. The exchange of fire between the Romulans and the Enterprise was fairly impressive. Looked like they got every detail down to the T, even the way the Enterprise's torpedos spread.
I must say the way the saucer is "mounted" onto the star drive section is a bit off. Seen from above, it seems to be set too far aft, and when seen from the rear, it's a bit high, as if hovering slightly above if that makes sense. Perhaps the alignment is deliberately off so as not to perfectly mimic the ship for copyright purposes. Otherwise the detail is somewhat exceptional.
The other models seem to be in fine form
The other models seem to be in fine form
I can't believe that I'm asking this, but how was the sex scenes?
Pretty good, actually. Not bad at all. Nothing Earth shattering either, though. Riker and Troi was prob the best. I was mildly disappointed that there weren't any more 'creative' couplings, most were rather respectful of relationships on the show (which for 'shippers' is a bonus, I suppose, and obviously intentional).
Lost opportunity for some interesting in-character threesomes
, I feel. Last scene had an interesting twist.
You know what? I enjoyed this a lot more as a fan film than as a porno. I found the sex scenes pretty boring and all the same. But there were some nice moments, and a few little nods to episodes, such as Picard's flute (no innuendo intended), and Data mentioning what Tasha said to him after they got it on.
Lots of holodeck action, and technobabble, and you didn't even see Crusher until the very end when she did it with Picard (which was a ridiculously lame scene btw).
I think it was a worthy watch as a TNG fan film, but not as a porno. Didn't even get me slightly hard (too much information? )
Lots of holodeck action, and technobabble, and you didn't even see Crusher until the very end when she did it with Picard (which was a ridiculously lame scene btw).
I think it was a worthy watch as a TNG fan film, but not as a porno. Didn't even get me slightly hard (too much information?
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Plotwise, it was pretty good. Pornwise, it was meh. The Picard impersonator can't act at all. Riker is spot on. Troi can't hit the accent. Porn Yar is better than the original, though that's not saying much since teak furniture could out-act Denise Crosby. Everyone else is decent.
Considering it's a 2-hour porno, to which 75% of that is sex, the plot is decently written. It feels like it could be a mid-tier TNG story without a B-plot. It still reads like a fan film, but with some polish it might have fit in the TV series; if it was a season 6 episode, it would have been memorable. I liked that Tasha's introns were modified to emit tachyons; that's some Brannon Braga level science.
Riker/Troi was ok, Geordi/Dr. Brahms was disappointing, Worf/Ro was my favourite, Crusher/Picard stunt cock was ok. If you're going to get Bobbi Starr in your porno, you might as well have her take it in the ass; she's a hologram, Geordi.
I watched the non-porn version someone posted online. Need to check out the uncut version at some point.
The sequel needs Barclay and more holodecking adventures - that'll open up the possibilities for more interesting pairings.
Or have a story in the vein of "The Naked Now" or "Conundrum", where the characters are acting out of their ordinary patterns.
I found it interesting that, like so much of latter-season TNG, Riker has nothing to do. I'm sure Crusher's minimal participation was due at least partly to the fact that they wanted to avoid building a sickbay set.
And sadly, yeah, the Picard actor was arguably the weakest link, acting wise, despite his terrific resemblance.
But generally well-written and, as has been pointed out, absolutely faithful to the canon and sensibilities of TNG. Amazing.
Bring on the DS9 Parody!
As many have said, I found it surprisingly respectful of TNG. I'm guessing there may have been more nerds working on it than just April O'Neil, judging from some of the detail.
I did notice that the LCARS on the bridge seemed to alternate between showing the D and E Enterprise diagram though. Before you ask, I noticed during non sex scenes. NON!
And as unlikely as it is, I too want a DS9 one now.
I did notice that the LCARS on the bridge seemed to alternate between showing the D and E Enterprise diagram though. Before you ask, I noticed during non sex scenes. NON!
And as unlikely as it is, I too want a DS9 one now.
I think the makers of these things are really playing with fire here as they're using the actual trademarked names in addition to actual character names, etc., and their material isn't actually parody in the traditional sense. I suspect the real reason Paramount hasn't gone after them is that the publicity such a legal action would generate would actually help the porn producers, at least in the short term.
Sorry for bumping this thread, but I finally got around to seeing this (found it online, didn't buy it). I think there's only about 20-25 minutes of actual plot, and the rest is the sex scenes (which I skimmed past, as I was honestly not interested in them, even though I think porn is awesome )
As with any porn where the actors are actually trying to "act," I wasn't too impressed. I think the guy that played Geordi was probably the best actor of them all. The Picard impersonator can't seem to create any other facial expression than Picard's usual frown. Deanna Troi didn't even bother trying to replicate the accent, although maybe she just couldn't. Riker was ok but he didn't do much. The guy playing Worf wasn't really all that believable and was pretty flat, even during the battle scenes. Leah Brahms spoke like she was reading off of a cue card. Dr. Crusher was only seen at the end, for her sex scene. However, I liked the interplay with Data and Tasha (and I don't mean the sex).
The story, though was very good, and the script could literally have been used for a real TNG episode.
The models of the Enterprise and the Romulan Warbird were standard plastic model kits or toys (but well-painted and lighted), the only differences from the real things being that the Enterprise's saucer was placed further back from the neck, and the upper hull of the warbird was removed.
)As with any porn where the actors are actually trying to "act," I wasn't too impressed. I think the guy that played Geordi was probably the best actor of them all. The Picard impersonator can't seem to create any other facial expression than Picard's usual frown. Deanna Troi didn't even bother trying to replicate the accent, although maybe she just couldn't. Riker was ok but he didn't do much. The guy playing Worf wasn't really all that believable and was pretty flat, even during the battle scenes. Leah Brahms spoke like she was reading off of a cue card. Dr. Crusher was only seen at the end, for her sex scene. However, I liked the interplay with Data and Tasha (and I don't mean the sex).
The story, though was very good, and the script could literally have been used for a real TNG episode.
The models of the Enterprise and the Romulan Warbird were standard plastic model kits or toys (but well-painted and lighted), the only differences from the real things being that the Enterprise's saucer was placed further back from the neck, and the upper hull of the warbird was removed.
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