50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

[Odon]

The object of this contest is to see if we can list 50 different ways (though 47 will do) in which Janeway’s notoriously expendable crew get bumped off.

 

[Good Will Riker]

As the Caretaker pulls the USS Voyager into the Delta Quadrant, Harry gets his head conked on a bulkhead like a coconut!

The End

 

[Candlelight]

Are you talking actual crew deaths or listing the different ways you can kill a human?

 

[The Borg Queen]

Give them a red uniform and no first name.

 

[Akiraprise]

1. Exploding console
2. Viidian dissection
3. Kazon phaser fight

 

[Orac]

4. Sucked out into space.

 

[Huntingdon]

5. Eaten by giant snake lizard

 

[Orac]

6. Frozen for all eternity beneath the surface of an alien glacier.

 

[The Borg Queen]

7. Eaten alive by a Species 8472 bio-infection.

 

[erastus25]

8. Macrovirus!

 

[hawk200]

9. Make sure that he is the first one off of the ship on an away mission.
10. Have him flirt with Kes,in front of Neelix.

 

[Dimension11]

11. Make the doctor choose the hot girl over him while performing a life saving operation
12. Fall in love with the borg
13. Have a Klingon fall for him

 

[Jamee999]

14. Holodeck!

 

[Good Will Riker]

orac said:
4. Sucked out into space.

"That's blown out."

(Thank you, Data.)

 

[Capt_Piett]

15. Try to keep Janeway from having her cup of coffee in the morning

16. Volunteer to beam down to possibly hostile alien environment with the Captain, Tuvok and Chakotay.

 

[EMHMark613]

17. Beam him/her down to the "Blink of an Eye" planet.

 

[Akiraprise]

18. Warp core breach
19. Shuttle crash

 

[Candlelight]

20. Poorly planned or badly written season

 

[Orac]

21. Eaten by subterranean monster

 

[Brennyren]

22. Spills coffee on Suder's lap.
23. Accidentally steps on Suder's foot.
24. Borrows Suder's tools and forgets to return them.

....why yes, there is a theme there.

Brennyren