^ What's so damned funny about that?
10 hates and 10 Likes
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Master Roshi likes:
1. His classic rock triumvirate: AC/DC, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
2. Starry nights, far away from city lights.
3. Vanilla/Macadamia nut Häagen Dazs...
4. Kung fu
5. Sapphic porn.
6. The first instants of dawn.
7. The English language and the Anglo-Saxon civilization. Fascinating!
8. Merguez.
9. Cats.
10. AC/DC's Bad Boy Boogie, especially the following part, played by Angus Young:
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Master Roshi dislikes:
1. Pooping in chaplets (like rabbits)...
2. Waiting rooms.
3. Ignorance.
4. Extremism (religious, political, star trek...)
5. Bling-bling politicians/presidents...
6. Veggie **enthusiasts**.
7. Prescriptive people.
8. Judgmental people.
9. Pedantic cinema.
10. The 1980s.
1. His classic rock triumvirate: AC/DC, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
2. Starry nights, far away from city lights.
3. Vanilla/Macadamia nut Häagen Dazs...
4. Kung fu
5. Sapphic porn.
6. The first instants of dawn.
7. The English language and the Anglo-Saxon civilization. Fascinating!
8. Merguez.
9. Cats.
10. AC/DC's Bad Boy Boogie, especially the following part, played by Angus Young:
e|---------------------------|-------------------------------------| B|---------------------------|-------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------|-------------------------------------| D|-7---7---7---7---7---7--7-|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7------| A|---------------------------|-------------------------------------| E|---------------------------|-------------------------------------|
Master Roshi dislikes:
1. Pooping in chaplets (like rabbits)...
2. Waiting rooms.
3. Ignorance.
4. Extremism (religious, political, star trek...)
5. Bling-bling politicians/presidents...
6. Veggie **enthusiasts**.
7. Prescriptive people.
8. Judgmental people.
9. Pedantic cinema.
10. The 1980s.
Ok, I'm going to attempt to make a list this time. This list is off the top of my head.
Likes
1. The pain of a Tattoo needle (especially the first line)
2. Being scratched (you know what I mean)
3. Nighttime (especially summer nights)
4. My car
5. Ice Tea with Lemon
6. Jersey Shore
7. Dive Bars
8. Tequila
9. Sleeping next to a pretty girl
10. Being me
Dislikes
1. unappreciative people
2. People who tell me something is bad for my own health (smoking, drinking, etc)
3, Hangovers
4. Pollen
5. drama queens
6. Commercial Radio
7. People who only do nice things to get a pat on the back
8. Traffic
9. People who can't mind their own business
10. Not being able to be barefoot
Likes
1. The pain of a Tattoo needle (especially the first line)
2. Being scratched (you know what I mean)
3. Nighttime (especially summer nights)
4. My car
5. Ice Tea with Lemon
6. Jersey Shore
7. Dive Bars
8. Tequila
9. Sleeping next to a pretty girl
10. Being me
Dislikes
1. unappreciative people
2. People who tell me something is bad for my own health (smoking, drinking, etc)
3, Hangovers
4. Pollen
5. drama queens
6. Commercial Radio
7. People who only do nice things to get a pat on the back
8. Traffic
9. People who can't mind their own business
10. Not being able to be barefoot
IDK, Babaganoosh. Maybe they're laughing cause someone dislikes their wife. It's rather confusing isn't it?
I know for a fact that our former mechanic hates his wife and wishes she would hook up with someone else and leave his ass!-now THAT'S funny!
I'm not laughing at him hating his wife - I'm laughing at the sheer audacity and bluntness of it being on top of his "hate" list.
Lots of people here like cats! I had 5 at one point. Only Bob left
Were they tasty?
That made me feel sad
10 Likes:
1. Jesus Christ
2. Israel
3. Chocolate Ice Cream
4. Steve Perry's Journey
5. Ribeye Steaks
6. General George S. Patton
7. M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
8. Plain M & Ms
9. Frontline Fuel of War video game
10. Tom Clancy's Endwar game
10 Dislikes:
1. Communist
2. People who pull in front of me and drive slow.
3. coconuts
4. nuts in my chocolate chip cookies
5. Ice particles in my chocolate shakes or ice cream
6. The fact that Afghanistan and Somalia still exist
7. Journey after Steve Perry
8. Republicans
9. Crybabies who would rather whine instead of taking up for themselves
10. West Point Officers
1. Jesus Christ
2. Israel
3. Chocolate Ice Cream
4. Steve Perry's Journey
5. Ribeye Steaks
6. General George S. Patton
7. M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
8. Plain M & Ms
9. Frontline Fuel of War video game
10. Tom Clancy's Endwar game
10 Dislikes:
1. Communist
2. People who pull in front of me and drive slow.
3. coconuts
4. nuts in my chocolate chip cookies
5. Ice particles in my chocolate shakes or ice cream
6. The fact that Afghanistan and Somalia still exist
7. Journey after Steve Perry
8. Republicans
9. Crybabies who would rather whine instead of taking up for themselves
10. West Point Officers
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
*Urge to do a photo edit that would get me banned (again?) suppressed.*
That and I'm lazy.
Also, I dislike almonds, nuts or pecans in any cookies.
And I hate Jimmy Tyler's wife, too. Who doesn't?
^ Why, is she available? 
Any particular reason?
I like her:
I hate her:
Any particular reason?
TheLonelySquire
Vice Admiral
You hate pro-life people?
Forgetting what forum you're in?
7. Journey after Steve Perry
That's funny, I know a lot of people who hate Journey when Steve Perry joined and they get really mad when anybody refers to Infinity as "that first Journey album".
That's funny, I know a lot of people who hate Journey when Steve Perry joined and they get really mad when anybody refers to Infinity as "that first Journey album".
Likes...
Beautiful women
Most Star Trek and Sci fi in general
Sunsets
beaches (no, not the movie)
seafood
fried chicken
long walks
hugs
dreams that I can remember in the morning
waking up, looking at the clock and seeing that I still have 2 more hours to sleep.
Dislikes
terrorists
bills
inconsiderate people
things that keep people apart (religion, bigotry etc)
a rock in my shoe
things falling off of my car (or malfunctioning)
smokers
bullies
"reality" Television
being overheated.
Beautiful women
Most Star Trek and Sci fi in general
Sunsets
beaches (no, not the movie)
seafood
fried chicken
long walks
hugs
dreams that I can remember in the morning
waking up, looking at the clock and seeing that I still have 2 more hours to sleep.
Dislikes
terrorists
bills
inconsiderate people
things that keep people apart (religion, bigotry etc)
a rock in my shoe
things falling off of my car (or malfunctioning)
smokers
bullies
"reality" Television
being overheated.
Hmmm
Hates
1. People who hurt children
2. Mean dogs
3. Candied fruit
4. Inefficiency
5. Anxiety Disorders
6. Bullies
7. Deforestation
8. Cancer
9. The smell of broccoli cooking
10. Slasher movies
Likes
1.Bookstores, all kinds
2. Dogs
3. Cats
4.Fresh made bread
5.TrekBBS community
6. The delayed gratification of endorphins released during painful exercise
7. The YMCA
8. New Socks
9. Antonio Vivaldi when performed by Nigel Kennedy
10. The smell of pipe tobacco
Hates
1. People who hurt children
2. Mean dogs
3. Candied fruit
4. Inefficiency
5. Anxiety Disorders
6. Bullies
7. Deforestation
8. Cancer
9. The smell of broccoli cooking
10. Slasher movies
Likes
1.Bookstores, all kinds
2. Dogs
3. Cats
4.Fresh made bread
5.TrekBBS community
6. The delayed gratification of endorphins released during painful exercise
7. The YMCA
8. New Socks
9. Antonio Vivaldi when performed by Nigel Kennedy
10. The smell of pipe tobacco
In her defense, she does have two redeeming qualities.
Today I might replace one of my hates with my friends girlfriends. They all seem to want to ask me for relationship advice and I'm learning more than I need to about my friends sex lives and finding out the girlfriends are a bit insane.
I should also add twitter as a like - bit of an unhealthy addiction there.
Baby, I can change!
It`s funny, I don`t think I`ve even met a woman who likes Rush.
To be more accurate, I hate their politics and the way they want to force their nonsensical and logic-defying religious beliefs on others who do not share them.
I`m sure that many of them are perfectly nice people outside of the political arena. Sadly, that is the only place I generally meet them.
Likes:
My kids (though they have their moments !!) and fiance
My iPhone
Scrubs (the TV show)
Chocolate
Dance/club music
Scrapbooking
Peanut Satay
The Wiggles
Wireless internet
Kind and considerate people
Hates:
Paris Hilton
People who tailgate other cars
People who speed (especially in areas where there are young children)
Close minded people who won't consider other people's opinions
Animal cruelty
Bullying and intimidation
Yo Gabba Gabba
Housework
Cold weather (i'm freezing atm !!)
Toddlers and their terrible two's !!
My kids (though they have their moments !!) and fiance
My iPhone
Scrubs (the TV show)
Chocolate
Dance/club music
Scrapbooking
Peanut Satay
The Wiggles
Wireless internet
Kind and considerate people
Hates:
Paris Hilton
People who tailgate other cars
People who speed (especially in areas where there are young children)
Close minded people who won't consider other people's opinions
Animal cruelty
Bullying and intimidation
Yo Gabba Gabba
Housework
Cold weather (i'm freezing atm !!)
Toddlers and their terrible two's !!
No doubt!
That show is absolutely intolerable. It makes Barney look like fucking Masterpiece Theater.
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