'X-Files' gets XXX rated

[Gil T.Azell]

The X-Files - A Dark Parody Story only. no Pictures etc.

Filming started on Friday.

 

[Aurian]

I thought this was already done!

 

[Broccoli]

So...is it a myth arc or MOTW type story?

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I thought this was already done!

More than once. The Sex Files. The Alien Files. The Triple X Files...

 

[CommodoreKong]

How timely of them to make an X-Files porno a year after the last movie didn't exactly light up the box office and 7 years after the show went off the air.

 

[sidious618]

How timely of them to make an X-Files porno a year after the last movie didn't exactly light up the box office and 7 years after the show went off the air.

They've been working on a script diligently and it took 'em a while.

 

[Aragorn]

Isn't this a little late? Shouldn't they be doing Fringe now?

 

[Trubinator]

Scully: "The truth never felt so good."

 

[Aragorn]

"I know you're working for her, Krycek!"

"Who?"

"The Pole-Smoking Woman!"

 

[SalvorHardin]

Isn't this a little late? Shouldn't they be doing Fringe now?

I hear that one will include beastiality scenes too... You know, with the cow and all that.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Isn't this a little late? Shouldn't they be doing Fringe now?

I hear that one will include beastiality scenes too... You know, with the cow and all that.

A joke I received to match your post?

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

 

[Emher]

Link or info on who's actually trying to pass as Scully?

 

[Teelie]

She's a lot closer than I was expecting, but still not a dead-ringer like they said. Naturally they could not find a replacement for Duchvony.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I love how she looks kind of close, but the guy who is supposed to be Mulder just looks like every other porn actor.

 

[Trubinator]

Yup. That guy looks nothing like Mulder. Scully is close though...

 

[Brandonv]

From the article:

Directed by Sam Hain, The X-Files - A Dark Parody features[...]

Samhain?

 

[Too Much Fun]

I first read it as Sam Hamm, as in the guy who wrote "Batman" (1989). I thought, "wow, what an interesting turn his career has taken in 20 years." I think the resemblance between the actress and Gillian Anderson is really very impressive.

 

[Holdfast]

I love how she looks kind of close, but the guy who is supposed to be Mulder just looks like every other porn actor.

I know.

Look, they know who's going to be the centre of "attention", so why bother too much on casting the male lead?

 

[Harvey]

An X-Files porno? Couldn't they just get Duchovny back to reprise his role? He had no qualms about doing The Red Shoe Diaries, and though I enjoy Californication, it's not far removed from the soft-core skinimax genre, either.

 

[Trubinator]

I hear Gillian Anderson was quite the rebellious gal in her younger days as well. Perhaps if they paid both the actors enough...