Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #197 shipmates

[Catarina]

***Update**** I added a fourth image. I realized I shorted.



This round's winners:

Every Klingon begins with K. (bad joke I know) @IMC Headquarters

"Tom? I don't know how you did it, but that is one hell of an engagement ring."

We know you so well, @tharpdevenport

7: "I'm covering my ass."

Doctor: "You know me so well."


Deceptive Deodorant label award: @TrickyDickie

Tuvok: "I am testing a new deodorant....it is called 'Surak's Toga'."

Paris: "No wonder it's not working...."



for story telling and spotting a thriller move award: @TribbleFeeder

The Doctor: yes, even holograms get hemorrhoids.
Janeway: Ok I’m gonna need to see this...

Paris [singing]: Cause this is thriller...thriller night...
Tuvok: I will now commence a choreographed dance sequence.

Janeway: Yes, those are indeed holographic hemorrhoids! He showed me earlier.
Phlox: This is definitely going on SpaceBook.

Now this is a good idea for a mess hall upgrade. @cutiemcwhiskers

Torres: "Well Flyboy, here's your birthday present. Two TV sets! That way you and I can both watch what we want individually while pretending we're doing things together!"
Paris: "I didn't realize they changed the TARDIS again. Very colorful and ethereal. I really like the new Doctor, though! I swear, that show can be so psychedelic... what's that other show, on the left screen?"
Torres: "Get Smart"

Guess who?

Janeway: "Enjoying the rave?"
Doctor: "No. I'm feeling sick, the lights give off too much UV radiation, this outfit makes me look like a square, and if that other weirdo behind me tries to rub my head again, I'll rip his arm off, Hypocrites be damned!"
Janeway: "That's Hippocrates."
Doctor: "Who?"
Janeway: "Wrong show, nice try."

To be determined because I need to go to bed. And no, not going to push through tonight.




This round:

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I brought you this flower, Wang, because I heard you were--"

Wang: "Crazy about flowers? Yes!"

7: "I believe the proper thing to do at this juncture, is to make out."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Thanks for the win, Catarina

Tom: "This is a flower for your lapel."

Harry: "Wow, that's a cool name....L'Appelle....she sounds dreamy. Where do I find this Spanish beauty?!?"

Tom: "Somewhere between the palm and the forehead."

 

[2takesfrakes]

HARRY: "Hello, Mister Paris. I brought this flower for Mrs. Paris, I heard she likes roses. So, uh ... is Linnis home?"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven: "So....Q has been giving him lessons?!?"

Kate: "Yes, now he can just pop in at will...."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Torres: "What happens to Borg implants when they get really old?"

Seven: "They tend to droop."

Torres: "Doesn't that make the eyes sore?"

Seven: "Not mine."

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Let me explain something to you ... Seven of Nine ... just because I don't want Chakotay doesn't mean I want him getting with anyone else."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

On the next episode of Star Trek: Voyager -

Janeway: Tonight's the night, Seven. Nervous?
Seven: Since I've already been eliminated, I see no reason for nerves.
Janeway: Still, it IS the climactic finale, and aren't you curious who beat you?

Announcer: The winner of the final rose, on this, the 437th season of The Bachelor is....
Tom: Harry, I know I'll never find anyone as special as you. Will you be my Buster Kincaid forever?

Seven & B'Elanna: HARRY!?!?!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh yeah? You may be tall, blonde, big-chested and younger, but I have a certain sway with the producers of the show and I assure you that your character is ... I'm so screwed."

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Brannon said he's gonna write in a romance for Seven and Chakotay."
"Oh, no! What did you do to piss him off, Jeri?"

 

[Mr Soak]

Harry (hushed narrating): And here we see two females of the species sizing each other up. In this contest to mate, things can turn violent at the slightest provocation, especially when Klingons are involved And they move in, maintaining eye contact... Any moment now... Yes! They kiss! How will- OW!

Seven and B'Elanna give Harry swift kicks.

Seven: We do not exist to service male fantasies.

B'Elanna (to Seven): Well, you might.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Before you ask. Yes, I did this to my hair on purpose.

 

[Qonundrum]

Tom: "Are those real roses or are they just thorns?"
Harry: "Why not lick and find out?"
Dick (offscreen): "CUT!! How come I'm never included in these discussions?"
Tom: "Because not every Tom, Dick, or Harry can be a director. Get back behind your camera and make us shine!" (smirks)

 

[Qonundrum]

Q: "Just think Seven-of-Nine, not only would you be rid of that un-hip and un-cool cat Chuckles, we could form a new number together. It will be s-"
Janeway: Shove it with these silly parlor tricks! Return us back to the ship at once!
Chakotay: Mew

 

[Qonundrum]

Janeway: "Shhh. Don't tell anyone I transported something onto Harry's head."
Seven: "Is this what humans call 'camaraderie'?"
Janeway: "No, it's called 'playing a prank with leftover red frosting from B'Elanna's wedding. See how it looks?" (Seven turns toward viewscreen to humor the silly captain with...)

 

[Qonundrum]

Janeway: "He just goes on forever and ever, doesn't he?"
Seven: "True, but I usually appreciate his dedication to detail."

 

[Herbert]

Harry: Well..........this is awkward

 

[Qonundrum]

Seven: "You would look gorgeous on blu-ray!"
B'Elanna: "So would you with all that extra detail! Me too! And the ship! No more dank death-blue colorcast from all that cheap videotape editing that costs more in time to imperfectly correct in Photoshop compared to a full remastering from the original 35mm negs!"
Tuvok: "Excuse me, but we are ordered to abandon the ship due to all the dramatic white smoke in the air."
Neelix: "ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!! SAVE THE CAPTAIN'S COFFEE BUT ABANDON SHIP!!!"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Tom, if I had a flower for every time I've died on this ship--say? What's that?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"I have assimilated many stories of your husband and the Delaney sisters..."