What do you call a bear with huge ears?
A Furengi.
A Furengi.
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What do you call Jonathan Frakes playing a loaf of bread? Rye-ker!!
Not really a pun, but I was reading a TNG novel where a couple of Ferengi referred to the Enterprise as "that hew-mon ship...I think the name was Business Venture."
There are three ways to do things in the Delta Quadrant. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!
How many times do you have to pitch a STAR TREK story idea before it gets made into an episode?
47.
47.
Spock had three ears - the right ear, the left ear, and the rarely discussed front ear - 'cuz it's wild, natch!
Yeah, that was bad...
You know what would have made a really fun and slick story? "Yar's Revenge".
Why wasn't he called Datum? Because Data's not single.
Yeah, those were worse...
Yeah, that was bad...
You know what would have made a really fun and slick story? "Yar's Revenge".
Why wasn't he called Datum? Because Data's not single.
Yeah, those were worse...
A certain DSC ensign was caught listening to fake 80's pop bands, drinking Budweiser and eating ice cream while on duty.
In other words: Silly Tilly Dilly Dilly Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy.
In other words: Silly Tilly Dilly Dilly Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy.
Who is Denise Crosby's favorite race car driver?
Cale Yar-Borough.
Where does the Enterprise crew get their metal from
The "LaForge" of course.
What kind of games do they host at the Enterprise senior center?
Shuttleboard, of course.
Cale Yar-Borough.
Where does the Enterprise crew get their metal from
The "LaForge" of course.
What kind of games do they host at the Enterprise senior center?
Shuttleboard, of course.
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What do they call the machine that genetically engineers Enterprise captains?
The gene luck picker.
The gene luck picker.
Who took care of the eggs of members that pro-created via that method?
Ro(e) Laren.
Ro(e) Laren.
What do you call Kes' friends who enjoy the wilderness?
Ocampers.
Ocampers.
What do you call a collection of stories about Data's family?
Lore.
Lore.
When Kirk decided to have a religious experience where did he go?
Nurse Chapel!
When the ship's computer couldn't translate the Sanskrit manuscript that was found on a deserted planet, who did Picard call.
Mr. HOMn, of course.
What did Cap. Archer call the period of rotating doctors on his ship?
Sickbay in Phlox
Nurse Chapel!
When the ship's computer couldn't translate the Sanskrit manuscript that was found on a deserted planet, who did Picard call.
Mr. HOMn, of course.
What did Cap. Archer call the period of rotating doctors on his ship?
Sickbay in Phlox
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