Love it! I told my wife this just now, and she just came up with this one...
What do you call a Klingon shoe store?
Kahless Shoe Source
I know that firsthand!
Puns
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I know that firsthand!
What do you call a tree planted by a Bajoran collaborator?
A Kubus Oak.
What do you call it when Louise Fletcher beats you at chess?
A Kai Win.
What happens when the Bajoran Colonel from "The Siege" turns treacherous?
A bad Day.
What do you call it when a Ferengi ensign wants breakfast?
Egg Nog.
What happens when you kidnap a wanna-be Nagus?
You take the Brunt.
What happens when a Ferengi barkeeper is at the highest point on the station?
A Top Quark.
What happens when you shoot Voyager's helmsman with a phaser set on kill?
The destruction of Paris.
A Kubus Oak.
What do you call it when Louise Fletcher beats you at chess?
A Kai Win.
What happens when the Bajoran Colonel from "The Siege" turns treacherous?
A bad Day.
What do you call it when a Ferengi ensign wants breakfast?
Egg Nog.
What happens when you kidnap a wanna-be Nagus?
You take the Brunt.
What happens when a Ferengi barkeeper is at the highest point on the station?
A Top Quark.
What happens when you shoot Voyager's helmsman with a phaser set on kill?
The destruction of Paris.
*groan!*
Don't enter a topic marked "Puns" if you're not ready for some groaners...
"There's nothing fishy about that!", said the Antedian who was trying to up the ante before Lwaxana sniffed him out and saying "Holy mackerel he's an assassin"...
This one is NOT mine, but it's my favorite:
When there's two Seven of Nines you have a 14 of 18
When there's two Tuvoks it's a Fourvok
When there's two Doctor's it's a Pair-o-docs
And when there's two Janeways it's the series finale.
When there's two Seven of Nines you have a 14 of 18
When there's two Tuvoks it's a Fourvok
When there's two Doctor's it's a Pair-o-docs
And when there's two Janeways it's the series finale.
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