*waits for the next female MISC poster to walk by*
MISCletoe
- Thread starter Capn Flukie
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*waits for the next female MISC poster to walk by*
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
I wondered when someone was going to post one of these. I was counting the days.
*puckers up*
*smooches RevdKathy and DAK*
*ahem* 
*snogs The Bunny*
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Give me strength.
$10 says someone ends up with herpes by the end of this thread.
Where is cooleddie?
*smooches RevdKathy and DAK*
When you kiss the Reverend, you'd better use "church tongue" only...
Do I get a quick peck on the cheek from the sweet Santa Flukie or is this a "girls only" kind of deal?
And I can prove that no one will be getting the herpes from me. I had my test already this year. This Slutty Smurf is clean as a whistle and ready to pucker-up.
And I can prove that no one will be getting the herpes from me. I had my test already this year. This Slutty Smurf is clean as a whistle and ready to pucker-up.
I have had my piece of mistletoe up all month for all to see and so far I have only been kissed twice under the mistletoe 
^ That's more than some people... me anyway. 
25 percent of the U.S. has herpes simplex II, so the odds are high!
Why is everyone looking at me funny?
Well, just as there is safe sex there is safe kissing: one is where you put a condom on your you-know-what the other is doing it with a sheet of plastic (wrap) film between you… 
I have had my piece of mistletoe up all month for all to see and so far I have only been kissed twice under the mistletoe
C'mere you.
*kisses Miss*
Meow.
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