You only have the option to be vegetarian because meat-eaters made that possible. Meat's what counts out here! Not your fucking Whole Foods! Not your fucking t.v. shows!
Get this through your head, you !#% muthafucker. You only exist out here because of meat. That's the only reason. Without meat, every animal out there is gonna want a piece of your #&$ ASS!!
You've been warned, don't every go protesting meat again...you muthafucker, you.
all this from the Jolly Green Giant.

and I just noticed the he bears a striking resemblance to Apollo from 'Who Mourns for Adonis?'
I wonder if they have the same tailor?
We humans are made of meat too, you know.If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat???
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'cause we're animals too.

Not that I have anything against cannibalism. I've just never had the opportunity to try it.
tastes just like chicken.
so I've heard.

Funny, the only way I can eat carrots is if they ARE cooked. Same thing with celery. I've just never been able to eat raw carrots or raw celery. There's something about the fibrous texture -- I keep chewing and chewing, but the stuff just doesn't want to go down.^I'm ok with carrots as long as they're not cooked.
Besides, raw carrots are for rabbits.
celery I can eat either way. carrots just get too mushy when they're cooked, and don't seem to have any flavor. although now that I think about it, I do like cooked carrots if they're like, totally burned and blackened.