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Make your own "Go to Warp" command

Darth Thanos

Lieutenant Commander
Red Shirt
As you may have noticed, all captains have a specific catchphrase they use when ordering to make the ship go to warp. Let's say that you are appointed captain of your own ship. Which one would be yours? And please be creative, don't use the ones that Starfleet captains have already used.

Some of those commands are
  • "Let's go" (Archer)
  • "Let's fly" (Burnham)
  • "Warp me" & "It's Warp time!" (Freeman)
  • "Do it" (Janeway)
  • "Go" (Gabriel Lorca)
  • "Make it so" (Picard)
  • "Hit it" (Pike)
  • "Dale" (Rios)
  • "Execute" (Saru)
  • "Carry on" (Saru, still workshopping his command)
  • And last but not least...
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Prepare to go to warp.
Preparing.. always preparing just go!
Just go..
Sir shouldnt you sit down?
 
Let's make like a sheepdog and get the flock outta here!
Let's make like a tree and leave!
Let's make like a banana and split!
Let's rock!!
Put the figurative pedal to the figurative metal!
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's get warpy!
Just... just go, okay?
 
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Captain with a troublesome 'number one':

- 'Make us go'
- Too Pakled, Sir
- Well, engage, then!"
- You want Picard to sue you, sir?
- '<sigh> activate the continuum distortion propulsion systems, making us fluctuate between space and subspace for Planck time intervals intermittently, thereby effecting travel at apparent superluminal velocities between our current position and our target whilst never breaking light speed in our local space-time bubble'
- You honestly want us to parse that in a crisis situation where every second is valuable, sir?
- Just do the deed, number one!
<10 seconds later>
- Not that deed, number one, and you'll be very lucky if number two doesn't file a complaint against you!
 
CO: Ahead, Warp Factor 4.
XO: Really? That’s it?
CO: Well, yes.
XO: Don’t you want to, you know, punch it up or something?
CO: Whatever for?
XO: . . . . .
CO: Number One, there are several thousand ships currently on registry in the fleet, yes? If each and every one of those ships’ commanders has a unique order for going to warp, that’s an awful lot of creativity that might have gone to something less trivial and more productive, don’t you think?
XO: Uh…
CO: Never mind. Carry on.
XO: Yes! (Records “Carry on!” as the ship’s official warp order, sighs in relief.)
 
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