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Caption this, or make a joke of it: a Vulcan, a past human and a future human pull up at a drive thru...

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The Vulcan, who is driving, says "I will order a salad...And a mind meld so that I may rid myself of delusions that I appear to be suffering from as the Vulcan Science Council has determined that time travel is impossible."
 
Archer: "Wow...a real 20th Century New Year's Eve! And we're just in time to see the big glowing ball drop! From the advanced lighting effects, I'd guess we're in the late 1990s. Maybe even the exact turn of the century!"

Middle Guy: "....Uh, sir? ........That's an air craft."

T'Pol: "And the date is May 6, 1937."

Archer: "......"
 
"Jonathan are you okay?"
"Sorry, I was just thinking, how we're here in this time and that there's so much we could do to change the future, and that we could stop by Les Moonves' house and say "Hello" Garak style."
 
Archer: "Hasperat."
Drive-thru speaker: "I'm sorry, I don't know a Hasper and I don't know where he's at. Would you like to try a value meal?"

*rimshot*
 
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