It's not Jammer's Reviews or SF Debris, or anything so professional or well-known. This was a clunky low-budget website with very crude humor.
If I could even just get this website name, that mighy be a huge help.
It was active while "Enterprise" was airing, in the early 2000s, and remained up for several years afterwards. It was a low-budget, one-man project. This guy lived somewhere rural, and I think he mentioned having a satellite dish.
It specialized in snarky reviews of episodes of "Enterprise," though it also had a long review of the "Voyager" finale, titled "Voyager's (Dead)Endgame."
Each review was a list of grievances the guy had with the episode, broken up into text boxes, each with an image and title. For example: a picture of Dr. Phlox looking shocked; title: "You use toilet paper to wipe your WHAT?" And beneath, more details in smaller text. ("Did we really need a doctor with a buttcrack on his forehead?")
One phrase he used a lot was, "I'm a Vulcan, don't get logical with me!" This was the title for all his grievances related to the inconsistencies with the portrayals of Vulcans.
Some other titles I can remember are:
There was also a page listing the characters of "Enterprise," in which Archer's space suit was listed as a separate character, and Porthos was described as "one of the most talented actors on the show."
For his review of the "Voyager" finale, he had a running joke about Seven of Nine being a virgin.
He also posted hate-mail he received, with a picture of Neelix next to each letter.
I realize this site probably doesn't sound very impressive from the way describing it, but I don't care. I'd like to find it again, if only for nostalgia's sake. It's wild that I can't even remember the name of the site. I guess I always just found it by typing "Enterprise review" into Google's search bar.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
If I could even just get this website name, that mighy be a huge help.
It was active while "Enterprise" was airing, in the early 2000s, and remained up for several years afterwards. It was a low-budget, one-man project. This guy lived somewhere rural, and I think he mentioned having a satellite dish.
It specialized in snarky reviews of episodes of "Enterprise," though it also had a long review of the "Voyager" finale, titled "Voyager's (Dead)Endgame."
Each review was a list of grievances the guy had with the episode, broken up into text boxes, each with an image and title. For example: a picture of Dr. Phlox looking shocked; title: "You use toilet paper to wipe your WHAT?" And beneath, more details in smaller text. ("Did we really need a doctor with a buttcrack on his forehead?")
One phrase he used a lot was, "I'm a Vulcan, don't get logical with me!" This was the title for all his grievances related to the inconsistencies with the portrayals of Vulcans.
Some other titles I can remember are:
- "When in doubt, make Neelix a doctor."
- "Looks like Pa shot us a Klingant! Let's have Ma fry it up for dinner!"
- "Hungry, Hungry Hippos is a game, this is r*pe." (Refering to the episode "Unexpected.")
- "I'm a Vulcan, don't get logical with--hey, I have a new catsuit!"
- "No, no. Build up the suspense."
There was also a page listing the characters of "Enterprise," in which Archer's space suit was listed as a separate character, and Porthos was described as "one of the most talented actors on the show."
For his review of the "Voyager" finale, he had a running joke about Seven of Nine being a virgin.
He also posted hate-mail he received, with a picture of Neelix next to each letter.
I realize this site probably doesn't sound very impressive from the way describing it, but I don't care. I'd like to find it again, if only for nostalgia's sake. It's wild that I can't even remember the name of the site. I guess I always just found it by typing "Enterprise review" into Google's search bar.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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