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Anthropomorphised starships personalities ie "CARS" in SPACE!

somebuddyX

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So if the different starships from the different Star Trek series had personalities, what do you think they would they be like?

ie here are some suggestions. This isn't meant to be all inclusive, it's just what I am familiar with. If you want to suggest something, please do!

TOS
Enterprise
Romulan Bird of Prey
Klingon D7
Doomsday Machine
Botany Bay
K-7
TAS
?
TOS FILMS
V'ger
Reliant
Excelsior
Grissom

Spacedock
HMS Bounty
Whale Probe
Enterprise-A
TNG
Enterprise-D
Stargazer

Romulan Warbird
Borg cube
Vor'cha class
Galor class
TNG FILMS
Enterprise-E
Phoenix

Son'a ships/collector
Scimitar
DS9
DS9
Rio Grande (or the other runabouts)
Defiant
Jem Hadar ships
Defiant II/Sao Paulo
VOYAGER
Voyager
Val Jean
Delta Flyer
Equinox

ENTERPRISE
NX-01
Kumari
Xindi Sphere
KELVIN FILMS
Enterprise
Narada
Vengeance

Swarm ships
DISCOVERY
Shenzhou
Discovery

LOWER DECKS
Cerritos
Titan

PICARD
La Sirena
Titan-A

PRODIGY
Protostar
Voyager-A

SNW
? (SNW Enterprise?)
SECTION 31
?

This is just meant to be fun. I had made some of my own assumptions and just really fascinated how everyone else would view this. Cheers!
 
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Here's what I had come up with for some of my stories:
TOS Enterprise - Jeff Goldblum
Botany Bay - a real Aussie working class dude
V'ger - a stoner who's really into light shows
Whale Probe - a dude who talks like he's screaming into a megaphone
Bounty - a feisty little Klingon warrior
Enterprise-D - John Candy
Stargazer - Grandpa Simpson
Enterprise-E - Dark and brooding like Batman
Son'a ships/collector - Sex Pistols-esques punks
Scimitar - an NFL player
Voyager - really sarcastic and smartass
NX-01 - Walter Matthau
Columbia - Bea Arthur
Kelvin Enterprise - an adrenaline junkie
Narada - a middle class demolitions expert
Vengeance - an overeager MMA fighter who thinks she's the star of the film
 
There was a cartoonish Borg cube looking scared and ready to run away that I thought came with the Defiant shark sketch, but now I can't find it anymore
 
I was actually thinking about this a couple of nights ago. Since ships are traditionally referred to using she/her pronouns I was considering famous actresses who could play the various Enterprises. Here's what I have so far:

NX-01: Audrey Hepburn
TOS Enterprise: Julia Roberts
Enterprise refit/A: Nicole Kidman
Enterprise-B: Kat Dennings
Enterprise-C: Scarlett Johansen
Enterprise-D: Christina Hendricks
Enterprise-E: Emily Blunt
 
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