TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Voyager]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: You look gorgeous today...

Uhura: will you take you ha--...

Sulu: are those....prosthetic?

 

[Zachary Smith]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Uhura: Hikaru, it's been six months and Spock and Scotty working together can't find a way to reverse it. Please, just admit it was NOT a transporter "accident" at all, was it?

 

[Shatmandu]

The contest will be changed out in the next 24 hours.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott: "I wonder what could be causing the disturbances in space-time..."

Romaine: "Warp Particles!" Girly Squee

Scott: ...

Romaine: "Come on Scotty, say it with me... Warp Particles!" Girly squee

Scott: mumbling: "and they ask me why I hate women."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty didn't appreciate Romaine's birthday gift: a T-shirt with "I Went To Argellius and All I Killed Were Three Lousy Women" on the front.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (over the intercom): "We are now traveling beyond any known warp speeds. You may experience certain metabolic changes."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stop laughing so much, lass.

It's Janeane Garofalo humor...it's not THAT funny."

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy quickly summoned the Enterprise when he realized he had taken his trepanning session with Spock just a touch too far.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY:Dude, I am so posting this on YouTube!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Dammit, Spock's self-neuropressure sessions are starting to go TOO FAR!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Laugh it up, lass.

This is the best View Master on the bloody market right now."

 

[Outpost4]

The contest will be changed out in the next 24 hours.

Would it help if I said I haven't had Internet for the past few hours? (Mediacom sucks!) Or that I've pack up my kitchen over the last 24 hours to clear space for a remodel?

I didn't think so.

I will change this out shortly but I have my community's sewer planning commission meeting this evening. That's me - in the shit with the rest of the locals.

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRA: " 'Pause.'


Why did Starfleet design an engineering control room with a big green 'PAUSE' on the wall? That's hilarious..."

 

[John Picard]

I will change this out shortly but I have my community's sewer planning commission meeting this evening. That's me - in the shit with the rest of the locals.

Suddenly, my life doesn't sound so mundane

 

[cooleddie74]

"First Spock breaks my antique Intellivision gaming console over here...THEN he vomits on himself.

Jim, this is the last time we bring a drunken Vulcan on a landing party with us!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

I will change this out shortly but I have my community's sewer planning commission meeting this evening. That's me - in the shit with the rest of the locals.

McCoy: "Yeah, that meeting got real nasty. Outpost4's lucky only his shirt got ruined."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim...I'm a doctor!!!

NOT a velour cleaning specialist!!!"

 

[John Picard]

I will change this out shortly but I have my community's sewer planning commission meeting this evening. That's me - in the shit with the rest of the locals.

Scotty: "Let's see how Outpost4 likes having waste extraction re-routed through the transporters and into his quarters. That'll teach him to be such a hard-ass at the sewage planning meetings."

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: "Nice turnout for the sewer planning commission meeting, huh?"
Uhura: "I'm frightened by Outpost4's motion to install in-toilet cameras in all retirement homes."

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

McCoy: "It was all right, but Outpost4 spent most of the time asking how he could get a bag of cats out of his septic system."