TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[cooleddie74]

Spock's allergy to Lime Jell-O was...apparently...more than a rumor.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "We found him. And we're going to have to build the Capellans a new whorehouse."

 

[cooleddie74]

"McCoy to Dr. M'Benga.

We found Spock. Prepare a biobed...and a shitload of methadone."

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

MIRA:"Are these tools or Fisher Price kids' toys?"

Theirs was a love that knew no boundaries...nor focus group opposition.

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

The Real Slim Scotty, after looking at flames: "Cancel that blowjob, lass."

 

[Cakes488]

Spock's allergy to Lime Jell-O was...apparently...more than a rumor.

McCoy here, 3 to beam up, and tell nurse chapel to never serve spock that blasted plomeek soup again!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"We kept TELLING him.

No more lime Kool-Aid on top of the Pixie Straws!"

 

[Cakes488]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

The Real Slim Scotty, after looking at flames: "Cancel that blowjob, lass."

we'll just stick to you cookin and cleanin for me. Now be a good girl and grab that mister clean magic eraser that's stuck to the wall behind yee and get to work miss.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

SCOTTY:"AYE, Lass.

This blunt...she's strong."

 

[Cakes488]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

The Real Slim Scotty, after looking at flames: "Cancel that blowjob, lass."

But on second thought miss, you know I have a wee bit of a problem with me bum hair, perhaps a bit of a singe would do me some good.?

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "This time, I promise not to just squeeze your buttcheeks and beat off."



***Based on a True story.***

Two of my co-workers dated for a year, and she dumped him because, among other reasons, he would never have sex with her, he would just squeeze her buttcheeks and beat off.

Now, he and I can be talking about very serious issues, budgets or pricing or pay scales, and I have to think about running over my own dog to keep from giggling.

Joe, leadfoot

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "This time, I promise not to just squeeze your buttcheeks and beat off."



***Based on a True story.***

Two of my co-workers dated for a year, and she dumped him because, among other reasons, he would never have sex with her, he would just squeeze her buttcheeks and beat off.

Now, he and I can be talking about very serious issues, budgets or pricing or pay scales, and I have to think about running over my own dog to keep from giggling.

Joe, leadfoot

Unfortunately, Mira Romaine doesn't have a dog to think about.

 

[cooleddie74]

Furious Dry Humping.


It was all they had.

 

[cooleddie74]

Mira Romaine finally gets the joke about the Ferengi in the gorilla suit.

 

[Cakes488]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: Where did you get that faaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous wig!
Uhura: I borrowed it from Shatmandu's avatar.

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty was never able to live down his antimatter-aggravated premature ejaculation problems.

 

[Gary7]

Scotty, thinking he had a moment of privacy for a little personal R&R, was curiously unaware of the audience gathering behind him.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Spock, do you think we're a little late for the party?"
Spock: "From Mr. Scott's perspective, it would seem we're just in time, Captain."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Damnit! I need more power!
Romaine: Oh, Scotty. <snicker> Give it up... <snicker> No matter how much you beat that thing, it ain't gonna get hard. Now I know why the ladies call you "Saggy Haggis."

 

[M'Sharak]

"No, the microphone's gone now, but someone's shooting paintballs and I'm
not wearing my protective gear. They just nailed Spock, and I'm telling you
to beam us up quick before they hit me -- those little bastards sting!"