Uh, I'm pretty sure I'd be a frozen corpse by day 2. But I'd like to think I triedYou and your other half are made of tough stuff, I must say!

Uh, I'm pretty sure I'd be a frozen corpse by day 2. But I'd like to think I triedYou and your other half are made of tough stuff, I must say!
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
I would soon die.What about you?
Fire-starter is a great track! Yeah, I'd definitely take that with me anywhere I went.
Seriously, that's an ultra cool gadget Dukat. Must get up the nose of hardcore campers...![]()
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
Okay, you wrote "satnav" and I read "SantaTV." You know, where you get to watch Santa on his way around the world and such![]()
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
First thing I thought about you is that you would need an oversized ziplock bag so you can take your shoes off and keep them dry and clean as you walk through the forest. Ah, you better take off the cufflinks because they might get tangled in the bushes.
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
I'll join you.
I would die. But only because it;s minus 12 right now and I'm naked. If I was wearing clothes I'd survive just fine.
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
So the Bear Grylls method then?
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I'd suck at this. No doubt about it.
I lived in Alaska for 12 years...and while getting 'dropped' into the wilds is not really business as usual, getting stranded on a deserted road in the middle of winter with no one likely to come by for days is NOT outside the realm of possibility.
Therefore, I always kept supplies in my car - blankets, a heavy wool cap, good hiking boots and socks, a medical kit, a good knife, lighters and matches galore, a mirror to try and send a signal if given the opportunity, a flashlight, a plastic tarp, a compass, a roll of fishing line and a couple of hooks, duct tape, a ball of twine, one of those shiny heat attracting 'blankets'. Oh...and a half dozen Power Bars.
Probably wouldn't have survived anyway...but wanted to give myself a fighting chance.
^ I don't know what those are.
But if they require a cell signal, having them on a deserted road in Alaska would be pointless. Part of the problem is that the remote parts of the state don't get cell reception. Not even some of the parts that are actually on the more deserted portions of the road system.
Yep. My first quest will be to find water because without water I'll die quickly.
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