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Would you be able to survive?

My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.
 
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

Okay, you wrote "satnav" and I read "SantaTV." You know, where you get to watch Santa on his way around the world and such :lol:
 
What about you?
I would soon die.
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I'd be pretty much screwed if it got to the point of having to find food, but it I get dumped out in the wilderness now, at least I'll be nice and snug - my winter coat is basically one huge down duvet and keeps me toasty warm in -40 centigrade, so as long as I wasn't further into the arctic, I think I'd be okay for a night :)

Which reminds me, must check the batteries in the torch I carry in my coat.
 
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

First thing I thought about you is that you would need an oversized ziplock bag so you can take your shoes off and keep them dry and clean as you walk through the forest. Ah, you better take off the cufflinks because they might get tangled in the bushes.

As for me, I would do fine. It has been a while since I camped but I love it. I have a good Kelty backpack and I bought a good sized tent last winter. My old Hamster ate my sleeping bag a few years back. I've slept in the woods in that sleeping bag without a tent in the winter.

I should do fine, especially in the warner months :). Like Elmo Dukat, I should set up a kit. I do have a whistle/compass combo, and two boxes of matches, as well as a swiss army knife.
 
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

I'll join you.
 
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

Okay, you wrote "satnav" and I read "SantaTV." You know, where you get to watch Santa on his way around the world and such :lol:

Someone's feeling festive. :p


My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

First thing I thought about you is that you would need an oversized ziplock bag so you can take your shoes off and keep them dry and clean as you walk through the forest. Ah, you better take off the cufflinks because they might get tangled in the bushes.

Don't scary me with such things.

My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

I'll join you.

You SEE, people?

This is what common sense and good taste looks like.

I would die. But only because it;s minus 12 right now and I'm naked. If I was wearing clothes I'd survive just fine.

More information than I ever needed to know.
 
My phone has a GPS receiver and satnav. I'm going to ask it to take me to the nearest five-star hotel and then watch the rest of you monkeying around in the forest from my balcony, while sipping margueritas.

So the Bear Grylls method then?

:lol:
 
I'd suck at this. No doubt about it.

I lived in Alaska for 12 years...and while getting 'dropped' into the wilds is not really business as usual, getting stranded on a deserted road in the middle of winter with no one likely to come by for days is NOT outside the realm of possibility.

Therefore, I always kept supplies in my car - blankets, a heavy wool cap, good hiking boots and socks, a medical kit, a good knife, lighters and matches galore, a mirror to try and send a signal if given the opportunity, a flashlight, a plastic tarp, a compass, a roll of fishing line and a couple of hooks, duct tape, a ball of twine, one of those shiny heat attracting 'blankets'. Oh...and a half dozen Power Bars.

Probably wouldn't have survived anyway...but wanted to give myself a fighting chance.
 
I'd suck at this. No doubt about it.

I lived in Alaska for 12 years...and while getting 'dropped' into the wilds is not really business as usual, getting stranded on a deserted road in the middle of winter with no one likely to come by for days is NOT outside the realm of possibility.

Therefore, I always kept supplies in my car - blankets, a heavy wool cap, good hiking boots and socks, a medical kit, a good knife, lighters and matches galore, a mirror to try and send a signal if given the opportunity, a flashlight, a plastic tarp, a compass, a roll of fishing line and a couple of hooks, duct tape, a ball of twine, one of those shiny heat attracting 'blankets'. Oh...and a half dozen Power Bars.

Probably wouldn't have survived anyway...but wanted to give myself a fighting chance.

If you're really afraid of getting stranded like that, get yourself a 406 mHz PRT or EPIRB. The cheapest one I could find in a couple minutes of googling was about three hundred dollars, but they're pretty amazing little things. Just don't under any circumstances get a 121.5 mHz one, they're shit and not worth the plastic they're made out of.
 
^ I don't know what those are.

But if they require a cell signal, having them on a deserted road in Alaska would be pointless. Part of the problem is that the remote parts of the state don't get cell reception. Not even some of the parts that are actually on the more deserted portions of the road system.
 
^ I don't know what those are.

But if they require a cell signal, having them on a deserted road in Alaska would be pointless. Part of the problem is that the remote parts of the state don't get cell reception. Not even some of the parts that are actually on the more deserted portions of the road system.

They work on the cospas-sarsat satellite network, and unless you're above 70 N or below 70 S, and you're at least somewhat out in the open, they work great.
 
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