SCOTTY: We finished here, sir?
SOME of us would like to use the wee men's room before we make our escape attempt!
TOS Caption Contest #183: Not On A First Name Basis
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SCOTTY: We finished here, sir?
SOME of us would like to use the wee men's room before we make our escape attempt!
When being pulled over for intoxicated hoverbike driving, Uhura and Chapel NEVER failed to screw up walking the straight line.
Kirk: "Just how much have you had to drink, Uhura?"
Scotty: "She hasn't had a drop, Captain. I slipped LSD into her coffee about an hour ago."
Chekov: "Is that what that was? I just assumed GBH..."
SCOTTY: So what do we do now?
KIRK: First...we wait.
Second...I don't have a damn clue.
I suppose Uhura could just jump up and down and jiggle for us...if that's okay with YOU, Lieutenant?
UHURA: Oh, what the hell.
Sulu (O.S.): "I know I did!"
Spock: "Have you been watching those Old Spice Guy videos all day?"
Uhura: "I swear I could've seen him at the last bridge bath house party."
Spock: "Lt. Uhura, very calmly pull up the bridge specs and then the bridge security camera feeds on your monitor, because there should be no logical reason for the angle of the shadow I am currently casting and I am too afraid to look over and ascertain the light source."
Both in monotone voice: What has just been seen cannot be unseen.
Sulu (O.S.): "I know I did!"
Spock: "Have you been watching those Old Spice Guy videos all day?"
Uhura: "I swear I could've seen him at the last bridge bath house party."
Chekov (off camera): "Monocle smile!"
SPOCK: I believe it used to be called "UPN."
After a certain period of time, NOTHING of value was transmitted.
TAKEI: Oh, MYYYYY!!!!!
It does give me something to shoot for...IF you get my meaning!
(*Winks*)
UHURA: I can try for a wider view if you'd like.
SPOCK: God, no!
Uhura: "I thought you liked large people."
Spock: "Large women, yes. Fat dudes with my face tattooed on their back, not so much."
Uhura: "I don't understand sir, if that is really the bridge of the original Enterprise, what the hell happened to our bridge?
Spock: "What do you mean, Lieutenant?"
Uhura: "Well, that bridge looks high-tech. Ours looks like it was built on an old movie studio back-lot...and as cheaply as possible."
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