TOS Caption Contest #183: Not On A First Name Basis
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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Scotty: If you're finished feeling up Uhura can we please get the hell out of here? Chekov is leering at me and grabbing my ass.
Scotty: If you're finished feeling up Uhura can we please get the hell out of here? Chekov is leering at me and grabbing my ass.
MCCOY: Hey!!!!!! Respect my intellectual property!!!!
SCOTTY: What about ME, sir?
I could use a wee homoerotic hug!
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ALEXANDER: Oh, BOY!
Which one do I sexually disappoint first?
ALEXANDER: Oh, BOY!
Which one do I sexually disappoint first?
UHURA: I told you those were roofies!
KIRK: Quick...jump up and down! HARD!!
We'll get Sulu's gerbil out of you ONE way or another!!
Alexander: "Don't worry, ladies, you won't be disappointed. They don't call me 'The Tripod' for nothing!"
Morpheus, offscreen: This is your last chance, Spock. After this there is no turning back. Hump the one in blue, the story ends and you wake up in your bed believeing whatever you want to believe. Hump the one in red, you stay in this god awful episode and I show you how deep her "rabbit hole" goes.
Kirk: "That was brilliant, Uhura, I never knew you had it in you."
Scotty: "What did the bonnie lass do?"
Chekov: "Scotty asks a good qvestion. Vat did she do?"
McCoy: "Nothing's coming to my mind either. But then again, I'm a doctor, not a psychic."
Kirk: "Gentlemen, it was...a feat of pure...genius...she short-sheeted T'Pring's bed."
Uhura: "No! Put us back through the alien machine."
Spock: "Miss Uhura, you've always said you wanted to be taller."
Uhura: "I have no boobs, no hips, no thighs and look ... no rank!
Chapel: "Umm, there's one more thing too."
Uhura: "Oh my gods, I have a penis!"
Spock: "And nurse Chapel now has a third "port of entry," so if you'll excuse us."
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Uhura android: "Wrigley's Pleasure Planet? No, Captain, I'm afraid you made a wrong turn at Beta Aurigae. This is Wrigley's Terror Planet!"
