TOS Caption Contest #183: Not On A First Name Basis

[ItsGreen]

"Previously on Lost"

Lieutenant it's been over 250 years of re-runs and this show is still highly illogical!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "You can use all the gee-whiz mental powers on me you want Parmen, there is NO WAY I am kissing that!"



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[jep]

Uhura: "They're hhhhEEEEEEEEEErrrreeee!!!"



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[Rat Boy]

At the risk of jinxing myself, I thought I owed all of you an explanation as to what I've been doing and why I haven't been as prolific a captioner as I have in the past. It's my latest fan fic and since this is the TOS Caption Contest, what better way to debut it than here? I present you...

And by "Coming Summer 2010" I mean "Hopefully Coming Summer 2010." Good thing it's a long season. Well, enough of tooting my own horn, back to the captions.

Sulu (off camera): "Maybe if we had a Quatron..."

Spock: "Enough out of you, you shill!"

Kirk: "Don't make me shake you like an English nanny!"

Nichols: "We're ready for our photoshoot, Leonard."

Nimoy: "Down about fifty cheeseburgers and then we'll talk."

 

[ItsGreen]

Beautiful, Aye Captain.
Now can we get a look under it's dress!

 

[jep]

Spock: "Wow, these new 3D displays are fantastic."




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[jep]

Uhura: "That's..."

Spock: "The Defiant."



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[LeadHead]

Uhura: "That's..."

Spock: "The Defiant."

Spock: If any of their crew come aboard, lets just pretend not to notice them.

 

[ItsGreen]

Your positioning is perfect Lieutenant.
Now if you would allow me to take the seat.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Conway Twitty death metal?"

Spock: "I'm surprised Vomit didn't make a cameo."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Uhura: "That's..."

Spock: "The Defiant."

SPOCK: Damn it!*






*obscure reference alert

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Message for you, sir."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Uhura: "Message for you, sir."

SPOCK: Solid light holograms are a canon violation, Miss Uhura.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Message for you, sir."

SPOCK: Solid light holograms are a canon violation, Miss Uhura.

Uhura: "I'm fine, by the way."

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: I know, it happens to everyone who sees "Two girls, one cup" for the first time. Now focus on me!

Checkov: Scotty, did you sent Uhura that mail with the fake link?

Scotty: No! Captain, I swear!

McCoy: Tee hee!

 

[M'Sharak]

Uhura: "Conway Twitty death metal?"

That's hilarious.

M', also surprised Vomit didn't make a cameo

 

[Nerys Myk]

Uhura: "Conway Twitty death metal?"

That's hilarious.

M', also surprised Vomit didn't make a cameo

 

[Isis]

Chris Harrison (OS): "Gene, you've been here for three days. Would you just give out the frigging rose?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, you should be more careful when you request a Hawaiian Punch with you lunch.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "It has been a very productive day for me, Lieutenant. I have discovered a new solar system, solved a long-standing and supposedly irresolvable mathematical problem, and, just now, viewing you in that pose from this angle, I believe I have finally ascertained that pon farr can indeed be initiated by purely visual stimuli.