TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Shatmandu]

The extras liked to swap stories about what they had to do to Gene Roddenberry to get on-set.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Bones, give it up. Spock is the King of Jacks."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock's pet peeve, people using the vending machine without knowing what they want first.

Leslie; Ha ha, sorry guys, guess I upset the balance!
Yeoman; <whisper> It's ok, I put him on the Captain's next landing part.

 

[Gary7]

Blue shirt: "The new game is, you get to have sex with whoever matches your shirt color. Looks like I've got blondie, exclusively." (snicker)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Bukkake Nights on the Enterprise were very popular. The only problem was picking who would be the target.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Uncontrollable Diarreah McC-
Running Spock: Aww hell no.

 

[Gary7]

After the basketball hoop was installed, Spock never got any work done.

 

[Maurice]

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice.........& Leslie & Inga & Jimenez

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Calm down Bones. Everyone knows you have to get your jokes in early before Shatmandu does it. And sorry about the jumping jacks."

 

[Gary7]

Crewman Jones was about to find out that the rumors were true. Vulcans DO get jealous.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

No matter how many times Spock jumped through the Guardian of Forever, he couldn't stop the Titty Twister Massacre of 2266.

 

[Rat Boy]

Finally, Mr. Leslie gets a little well-earned respect around Gamma Shift.

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Kirk: Fruit salad and plomeek soup, Bones?
McCoy: Yes, Jim, sinve you ignored my last three warnings.
Kirk: Why aren't you eating the soup?
McCoy: Because I'm not developing a stomach bulge!

Tech: Must finish sabotaging the ship before the Vulcan realizes I'm a Klingon spy!
Spock: Must stop that tech because he heard me speaking Romulan!

 

[Gary7]

 

[Gary7]

Life aboard the Enterprise was a lot of fun, what with all the cool board games 'n stuff.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Leslie: Five-years and we've played every board game here!

 

[Gertch]

"Easy Bones. I'm surprised it took you so long to find that out about Sulu, but it's not like all the extra exams did any harm."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
McCoy: I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gotta go join the landing party, see you guys later.

(uproarious laughter)

What did I say?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I 've always wondered what a plate of skinned tribbles looked like