TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"...cause I've had the best time of my life... and I owe it all to you..."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "I... I can't breathe."
Kirk: "I'm sorry, Bones. This stuff we eat... I just can't help it!"

Spock could never get enough of playing tag with the crew.

Jim was apparently unaware of the future awaiting him as a red shirt.

 

[Rat Boy]

And suddenly Shatner gets an idea on how to make his rendition of "Rocketman" truly special.

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "More salt. That's it--just a little more salt is all we need."
Kirk: "Bones, I can't take this anymore, eating colored tasteless cubes day in and day out. I've had it!"

Spock couldn't let the crewman discover his secret stash of porn.

Much to everyone's delight, Friday was always Prozac day.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "...and so then Uhura came back to the dorm room and I had to hide under the bed while she stripped for the...Bones, are you all right?"

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: "Uh OH!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy:"This is what passes for LOUISIANA HOT CHICKEN WINGS?"
Kirk: "Is that what this is supoosed to be?, Kirk to bridge Find us a Micky D's"

Try as he might Spock's attempt to goose the crewman was thwarted by the Squeaky sneaker syndrome.

Redshirt: "One of these lucky ladies is going to get a DP"

 

[Outpost4]

"Zach"
"Leonard"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "JIM?! T'PRING?!"

 

[Gary7]

Red shirt: [to crewman] "OK, you're on!"
Crewwoman: [to everyone] "Oh, isn't he manly?" (grin)

 

[Rat Boy]

Stealth Spock: "Not quite as good as when I sneaked onto the set of Watchmen."

 

[Gary7]

Red shirt: "Welcome everyone, to the first monthly Checkers and Chess Geeks social night!"

 

[Gary7]

Gold shirt: [to red shirt] "Hey squirt, why do they call you Beaver, anyway?"
Red shirt: "Because as soon as I kick you guys outta here, I'm gonna have plenty of it, THAT's why!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy dines with Uncontrollable Heartburn Kirk.

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win for a story laughing at a young man conflicted by his sexuality?

Eh, I'll take it. Thank you.

McCoy: "Where's my goddamned fork?"
Kirk, wincing, leaning: "Found it."

Crewman: "Hmm. His first name's Carl? I thought it was unpron-"
<Spock nerve-pinches him, mindwipes him, kisses him, then mindwipes him again.>

Mr. Leslie: "Well, let me call this meeting of the 'Captain Kirk's Ex-Special Friend Club' to order."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Blast it, Jim! Spock locked the food replicators in vegetarian mode again."
Kirk: "I know, Bones... I've got such a hankering for a steak right now."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Rainbow McNuggets again?

Chess
Checkers
Fantastic looking people

What's wrong with this picture?

 

[Rat Boy]

They say if you travel far enough, you'll eventually meet yourself.

 

[26138]

McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a vegetarian!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "The pink cubes taste like shit without this all over it."

Kirk: "Just cut the nude jumping jacks out for a while, until people stop complaining to Starfleet."

Vulcans perfected the art of cropdusting a thousand years before Earthmen.

Mr. Leslie was always suspected of losing on purpose, when it came to Strip 3-D Checkers.

 

[Gary7]

Gold shirt: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be wearing a red shirt?"
Blue shirt: "What, and get killed on the next away mission? No thanks!"