TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Gertch]

Has somebody been doing mushrooms?

Have you? I don't see Picard in Triskelion's post.

 

[Outpost4]

He took them out!

There was a picture of Picard with stupendously bad wig, saying a non-sequiter, and a couple of variations on that theme, with the basic image showing up in altered contexts.

Trust me, I saw them. At least I think I did. After attending 100 Grateful Dead concerts, I won't testify to anything I saw in court of law.

 

[Triskelion]

I would NEVER do such a thing!

Data: Check this out...

Look Chekov I'm warning you!

Get back to work, Beardy.

 

[Rat Boy]

It took them awhile, but the crew finally got to see the end of Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sorry. I should have know it was Rat Boy instead.

I think somebody else used it, too. Maybe it was Nerys Myk. And I'm with Joe. If I couldn't post old jokes, I'd have no jokes at all.

I find that switching the word "penis" for the word "fart," and vice-versa, opens a lot of doors.

Joe, flexible

Crewman Edison didn't know what hit him when Spock unzipped his bifurcated fart.

Close. Maybe something like:

Until this, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Fart.

Until now, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Penis.

 

[26138]

I find that switching the word "penis" for the word "fart," and vice-versa, opens a lot of doors.

Joe, flexible

Crewman Edison didn't know what hit him when Spock unzipped his bifurcated fart.

Close. Maybe something like:

Until this, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Fart.

Until now, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Penis.

What about Vulcan Bifurcated Death Penis? or both of the Vulcan Death Penises?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crewman Edison didn't know what hit him when Spock unzipped his bifurcated fart.

Close. Maybe something like:

Until this, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Fart.

Until now, no outworlder had ever experienced the Vulcan Death Penis.

What about Vulcan Bifurcated Death Penis? or both of the Vulcan Death Penises?

One gives death, the other eternal life. You must choose wisely.

They chose... poorly.

 

[Gertch]

'Not on my ship' thought Spock when he saw warp core breach cloud smiley face drawer Picard.

 

[cooleddie74]

LESLIE:"You guys got nothing.

MY high-heeled hooker boots are better than ALL yours'!"

 

[cooleddie74]

You're on CANDID COMMFEED!

(*Canned laughter*)

SPOCK:"One bowl of T'POLTAL has more fiber than ten bowls of plomeek soup...try it!"