Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #474: TNG-Go

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Homer J. Simpson Appreciation" Award, going to shivkala for:

Picard: To alcohol, the cause of, and solution, to all our problems!


Next, we have the "Johnny Balok Blue" Award, going to The Laughing Vulcan for:

O'Brien: "I asked for two pints of Guinness. And look at the size of these things."
Riker: "That's what happens when you go to a First Federation pub."


Next, both of the finalists were from the same competitor, so why not certify them both as wins? Here comes Leviathan:

Geordi: I have a drinking problem....if Sally has 14 beers and Sam has half as many beers as Bobby but two-thirds as many as Sally then how many beers are there total?


and...


Geordi: I had this dream last week that I took Christy to the Holodeck but a Laughing Vulcan made fun of me...



Next, we have the "Smooth Operator" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:

Picard: I understand you've got something you want to get off your chest.



Next, we have the "Strangest Love Triangle ever" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Riker: Check out the stems on her.
Worf: I believe the Crystalline Entity is with Lore.
Riker. I don't see a ring....

PICARD: Nice outfit. Buy it at a Fabrini discount store?


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, with Pokemon-Go being sch a big thing right now, and many people making comparisons to "The Game" I thought it would be a good time to have some fun with that episode.

Here we go...

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard was one of the toughest to get to try the game. Riker had to reprogram replicators to produce a headset everytime Picard said "Tea, Earl Grey. Hot."

Leffler: Great, I'm being stood up and the only person to come and talk to me all night is playing a game with discs and cones.

Worf: This is a successful date?

Beverly: For Wesley, it is.

Wesley: Computer, deck anywhere but here.

Picard: We got you a gift Wesley.

Crusher: You always were mad because I would get you the Spacebox One. Well, here's another game that will take up all of your study time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The new lightweight Cerebro Slimline model was a big hit with Professor X

 

[Hutchy01]

It's not the most professional effort but it is my first thought

 

[Finn]

Creepy Voice: Repeat after me..."There are four lights...There. Are. Four. Lights!"

Picard: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS?"

 

[Jedman67]

Don't worry wes, it's just a root canal.

 

[shivkala]

Thank you for the win!

Picard: Personal Log: Beverly says that laser eye surgery, despite over 300 years of use, is still not safe. So, to stick it to her, I replicated a "DiY Laser Eye Surgery Kit." I am sure nothing can possibly go wrong with it...

Leffler: Oh Wesley, even playing the game, you won't score tonight, trust me.

Ashley Judd: When I'm a Golden Globe nominated actress, I'm going to look back on this and laugh.

Wil Wheaton: When I win a bunch of awards for the web videos I'm going to do, I'll look back on this fondly, too.

Ashley Judd: I didn't say I'd look back on this fondly.

Ogawa: Even as obsessed as I am with this game, I can still take the time to diagnose you as a bad dresser.

Crusher: Hey, my mom, your boss picked out this outfit!

Ogawa: Yeah, that doesn't change what I said at all...

Wesley: But I cured you all!

Beverly: We know, but we all agreed it's best to have you brainwashed by this.

Riker: Be glad, I wanted to throw you out of an airlock, instead!

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW Leadhead!

Ogawa: OK Glass, take a picture, #virgin4life.
Wesley: Completely gratuitous.

 

[jep]

Picard likes his games old school. And he cheats.

(Yeah, I know, this makes no sense to almost everyone.)

.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LEFLER: You are so going down, Wesley Eugene Crusher.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: Let's see what all the fuss is about this Pokemon Go.

LLEFLER: They...hacked the code...I know the Mewtwo...is here somewhere!
WESLEY: The warp core...is a gym...

WESLEY: I think maybe we should stop playing Pokemon Go. We've started neglecting our duties.
OGAWA: Just a few more before my headset runs out of battery.

PICARD: I heard you don't want to play Pokemon Go.
WESLEY: No! I like it! I just got tired of playing it!
PICARD: Put the headset on.
WESLEY: NOOOO!

 

[Leviathan]

Duel posts in a win...interesting! Thanks!

Picard: It's just an anti smugness device. It's going to....fix...you.

 

[Finn]

Judd's Log. I should have fucking stuck with music like Mother and Sis. I'm fucking embarrassed doing this. Who would be addicted to a video game walking around oblivious to what's really happening in the real world. The Wheaton Idiot would be sooner forgotten. He's kidding himself if folks would remember him in twenty-five years.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Oh crap. It's an intervention.

 

[Triskelion]

Ogawa: Virtual sex?
Crusher: Uhh...yes.
Ogawa: Where's your headset?
Crusher: Headset?

 

[jep]

Wesley: "I still don't think you should have pressed the E-Stop on the turbolift."

Ogawa: "Are you going to tell me that wasn't the best 12 seconds of your life?"

.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks for Poke-chosing my caption LH!

Picard: Why Apple had to change the IPhone headphones so much I'll never know...

Wesley: For some reason I slam these discs into these holes much better when I'm looking at you.

Crusher: This is probably the wrong time to have brought your new step dad into the room to introduce you to him...

Worf: I think we should send him to the same cupboard I keep Alexander in.

Crusher: Fair enough.

Wesley: Ha, my life may depend on fooling the entire ship I'm hooked on the game, but with my fake headset on I can walk the decks with impunity!

Ogawa: Where's your game?

Wesley: Balls.

Picard: I don't know why people think the characters in this show are smug gits.

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Picard ; There are FOUR cones!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Okay, Wesley, in the event that the writer's decide I'm your father next season, I've decided to have 'that talk' with you. You see, when a orange disc and a blue tornado fall in love, the disc puts itself in the tornado and it's not the size of the dsic but the motion of the oscilation and eight months or so later ... wait, what the hell was I talking about?"

 

[Finn]

Picard: I was fine when you unleashed nanities in our computer. I was fine when you caused a riot. But erasing the Earl Grey file...that was the last straw. I'll let Beverly deal with you....