The Night Crew
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I sort of envy you. Sometimes it's nice to just withdraw into yourself, away from friends and family. Don't let it go on for too long, though.
Just got home. I was the DD for 5 of my friends, but I still managed to have a good time.
Cubs lost, so my best friend got obliterated. He spent the whole car ride home with his head out the window. There is vomit on the outside of my car now, but luckily it's raining, so I hope it'll get washed off tonight.
I dropped everybody off at home, and then two of us made sure our pukey friend made it to his bed. We set him up with water and a garbage can, and then the two of us sat in the living room, eating Taco Bell and making fun of Sarah Palin.
We also decided that I am going to be Sarah Palin for Halloween, and my friend is going to be John McCain. I'm gonna start calling him Maverick.
I've also realized that I need to start using my friends' names when I tell stories, because it can get confusing figuring out who I'm talking about.
Cubs lost, so my best friend got obliterated. He spent the whole car ride home with his head out the window. There is vomit on the outside of my car now, but luckily it's raining, so I hope it'll get washed off tonight.
I dropped everybody off at home, and then two of us made sure our pukey friend made it to his bed. We set him up with water and a garbage can, and then the two of us sat in the living room, eating Taco Bell and making fun of Sarah Palin.
We also decided that I am going to be Sarah Palin for Halloween, and my friend is going to be John McCain. I'm gonna start calling him Maverick.
I've also realized that I need to start using my friends' names when I tell stories, because it can get confusing figuring out who I'm talking about.
You could always put a map up on the wall, throw a dart and see where it lands.
I think I need to auction off my virginity like that chick in the other thread. I need a million dollars.
Actually, a couple hundred thou would do. Any takers?
(Oh, and I'm not really a virgin, but I could totally fake it.)
Actually, a couple hundred thou would do. Any takers?
(Oh, and I'm not really a virgin, but I could totally fake it.)
^Got to do better than that!
^I'll right, I'll pm you my address, you can mail the cash to me. In return you'll receive my gratitude.
^Nope. I will take nothing under $180 thousand. I am all business!
You are both lose.
^Nothing is worth that much to me save what the cash itself will provide.
And you're a dirty rotten tease!
^Am not! I'm completely genuine!
I lol'd
-Maverick
-Maverick
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