Cue super-melodramatic '90s-style trailer music...
Tom Hanks: "I guess sometimes the past catches up to you, whether you want it to or not."
Picard: "Can anybody remember when we used to be explorers?"
Ruofu: "The Borg, the Dominion, the Cardassians. They harvest the scent of death on the Federation!"
Sisko: "I just posted my 14th Casualty List. I'm already involved in a very messy, very bloody business."
Tom Hanks: "I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing."
Dax: "If we could use a new ally, it's right now."
Dougherty: "Jean-Luc, we're only talking about 600,000 people!"
Picard: "How many people does it take?!"
Tom Hanks: "Houston, we have a problem."
Sisko: "You killed him!"
Garak: "Consider them casualties of war."
Quark: "This isn't the Starfleet you know."
Data: "Saddle up, lock and load."
Sisko: "Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tom Hanks: "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it."
Worf: "Perhaps today is a good day to die!"
Lily: "Jean-Luc, blow up the damn ship!"
Picard: "NOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tom Hanks, Partrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, a Jonathan Frakes film... Star Trek: Saving Ensign Nobody.
Rated R. Coming soon to a theater near you.