should I sue little debbie?

[Sephiroth]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, they have been selling Cosmic Brownies for years, and unless marijuana is listed as one of the ingredients, I don't think you have a case.

 

[Sephiroth]

but can you really say cosmic brownies without having a hendrix riff play in your head?

 

[RoJoHen]

I can.

The first thing I think about is how I really don't like those sprinkles they put on the brownies.

 

[Sephiroth]

i like em, thier bits of smoothe texture in the rougher texture of the snack

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Yes. In fact, I recommend you go for it full tilt, hiring the most expensive lawyer you can afford.

Then come back and let us know how it went.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

Sort of reminds me of this.

 

[Pingfah]

Hell yes, sue her in England!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I hear that she is neither Little nor named Debbie. She's probably a fat guy named Harold. Will this deception never end?

 

[shrantastic]

for $1.39 a box, there should be no expectations!

 

[btflash]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

from the sound of your post i think youve already had too much weed!

 

[shrantastic]

Can we expand the litigation?

- There's nothing particularly Swiss about those rolls.
- Star Crunch is neither crunchy, nor cosmic
- Fancy Cakes are not so fancy.

 

[Trekker4747]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

Yes. But you'll need Edwin Poole to do it for you.

 

[dave_R_treker]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

Yes. But you'll need Edwin Poole to do it for you.

To insure victory he has to hire Alan Shore. If hired Poole he be sent to the nut house together.

 

[Plecostomus]

They should clearly label the product: "warning: product has no flavor"

I mean seriously now. "YUCK" is not a flavor.

 

[Trekker4747]

i bought these brownies from them called "Cosmic brownies" but, lo and behold, there was no weed in them, I really feel like i should file a false advertising complaint, what do you think?

Yes. But you'll need Edwin Poole to do it for you.

To insure victory he has to hire Alan Shore. If hired Poole he be sent to the nut house together.

I picked Edwin Poole because Poole (with Shirley's help) sued a TV version of Little Debbie for making a client fat with their use of High-Fructose Corn Syrup in their products.



But, yeah, Alan would do a much better job at the case.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Yes. In fact, I recommend you go for it full tilt, hiring the most expensive lawyer you can afford.

Then come back and let us know how it went.

Also, get one that requires a retainer upfront instead of just a recovery fee. They're better for a case like this.

 

[Trekker4747]

Yes. In fact, I recommend you go for it full tilt, hiring the most expensive lawyer you can afford.

Then come back and let us know how it went.

Also, het one that requires a retainer upfront instead of just a recovery fee. They're better for a case like this.

Yes, please, "het" one of those.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Was it really worth typing out a reply just for that?

 

[Trekker4747]

Was it really worth typing out a reply just for that?

Let me have my moments.